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Old 11-03-2012, 10:21 PM   #16
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Could Jesus have tweeted his sermons?
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Old 11-04-2012, 05:58 AM   #17
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Old 11-04-2012, 07:29 AM   #18
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Old 11-04-2012, 09:33 AM   #19
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Could Jesus have tweeted his sermons?
Jesus could have even started his own social networking sites like Turntheothercheekbook and HisGrace.
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Old 11-04-2012, 05:51 PM   #20
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Or started his own religion.
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Old 11-04-2012, 08:59 PM   #21
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And called it "Three's Company."
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Old 11-06-2012, 08:23 PM   #22
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I was thinking about how they would use words? "In the beginning was the word but the darkness did not understand it".. would we have a higher understanding of the English language or would everybody speak Hebrew...
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Old 11-07-2012, 12:02 PM   #23
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I want to see l337 speak in Aramaic.
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Old 11-07-2012, 03:38 PM   #24
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Old 11-12-2012, 08:21 PM   #25
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Dose anyone want ELSE want to start getting in to the Spirit of Christmas or should we just write this off as Mud Day??

Christmas is coming the goose is getting fat, please do put a penny in the old mans hat if you haven't got a penny a hay penny will do If you haven't got a hay penny then God bless you.

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Old 11-12-2012, 08:59 PM   #26
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I think the spirit of Christmas is rum 'cause that's what they put in the eggnog.
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Old 11-12-2012, 09:21 PM   #27
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Chest nuts roasting on an open fire..
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Old 12-01-2012, 07:36 PM   #28
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and how would this statement be received?? "And then they will know that I am there God". I am not God I don't have the right. If your looking for love the futures out of sight and I just called to say I love you??

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Old 12-01-2012, 08:20 PM   #29
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aND THATS JUST EYE CANDY.
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Old 12-01-2012, 08:21 PM   #30
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My God has correct grammar and spelling.
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