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Old 12-16-2012, 08:37 PM   #46
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Free at last, free at last. Thank the editing timer, I'm free at last. You wouldn't believe where I was stuck for the last couple of hours. At least I made a quiet return. It could have gotten quite noisy if I had come out on the other side of the vortex.
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Old 12-17-2012, 12:40 AM   #47
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Old 12-17-2012, 12:12 PM   #48
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Live a good life. If there are gods and they are just, they will not care how devout you have been, but will welcome you based on the virtues you have lived by. If there are gods, but unjust, then you should not want to worship them. If there are no gods, then you will be gone, but will have lived a noble life that will live on in the memories of your loved ones. -- Marcus Aurelius, philosopher and writer (121-180)
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Old 12-17-2012, 05:04 PM   #49
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*wild applause*

Sexobon, that was fucking brilliant.
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Old 12-17-2012, 06:32 PM   #50
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if a time machine broke on new-years eve dose that mean it's the year 1999 forever?? If time travel were indeed possible it would have something to do with movies and music.. something to the effect of what Big V referred to as photo journalism.. and a-lot of spiked egg nog...
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Old 12-23-2012, 09:34 PM   #51
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What if I put a treadmill on my roof so Santa with his sleigh and eight tiny reindeer land on it? Will they be able to take off again; or, will I hit the jackpot?!
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Old 12-24-2012, 01:48 AM   #52
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The reindeer on a treadmill question was discussed here; it seems they can take off if magic dust is involved.

Fortunately, this has been scientifically examined, as discussed here.
Turns out the magic dust is cocaine. Who'd have guessed?
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Old 12-24-2012, 03:30 AM   #53
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The correct answer is that not only will they be able to take off; also, ZenGum will get a used treadmill for Christmas.

Thieving reindeer!
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Old 12-24-2012, 11:07 AM   #54
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that's not funny, zen gum...
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Old 11-25-2015, 07:12 AM   #56
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Old 11-25-2015, 07:17 AM   #57
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Oh I love that!
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Well, it started off at the supermarket and went downhill from there....
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Old 11-25-2015, 07:06 PM   #59
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have a cuppa.
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Old 11-26-2015, 12:17 AM   #60
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First up, the Gospels as we know them would be completely different. There were scads of other documents which were excluded from the official version. Imagine the Wikigospels!
Imagine the Director's Cut, the outtakes, the bloopers reel, the director's commentary audio track, etc. etc.

Not to mention The Gospels, parts II, III and IV. What a franchise!
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