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Old 08-23-2016, 05:21 PM   #16
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Old 08-28-2016, 02:35 PM   #17
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Ey look, Christmas came early! I got Cam Newton, Russell Wilson, JJ Watt and Zack Ertz. Just what I wanted!

I also got a box full of RBs with one leg! But if you add up all the legs... nah, still ain't got shit!

What did you get?
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Old 08-28-2016, 03:41 PM   #18
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A cheater who is sitting out half the season.
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Old 08-28-2016, 03:50 PM   #19
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Looks like I got a whole lotta nuttin'. Did you guys actively draft or did it just happen like for me?
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Old 08-28-2016, 05:24 PM   #20
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I got the last pick. I think I get that every year. My grade is a C.

Who the fuck are these guys I got? I got Dez, at least. I always hate my team at first


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Old 08-28-2016, 07:37 PM   #21
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It says I'm going to finish just above you...I think I have a pretty good team though.
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Old 08-28-2016, 11:54 PM   #22
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Word. Up. Suck. It. Bitches.

The only part where it's wrong is where it suggests that I trade away one of my good quarterbacks to "upgrade at other spots." Uh, no, I took them because I wanted them, not because I wanted to trade them away for someone who makes 1/4 the fantasy points.

In all seriousness, can anyone explain to me why the general advice is always to put an RB in the flex position? That shit is insane. Quarterbacks get more points than anyone. I am genuinely baffled as to why you're not supposed to put a QB in the flex position.
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Old 08-29-2016, 12:05 AM   #23
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In our league, the qb scores more. Standard leagues are weighted to RB
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Old 08-29-2016, 07:55 AM   #24
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Word. Up. Suck. It. Bitches.

The only part where it's wrong is where it suggests that I trade away one of my good quarterbacks to "upgrade at other spots." Uh, no, I took them because I wanted them, not because I wanted to trade them away for someone who makes 1/4 the fantasy points.
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Yeah, uh. Anybody have any quarterbacks they want to trade away? I could use two.
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Old 08-29-2016, 09:07 AM   #25
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In our league, the qb scores more. Standard leagues are weighted to RB
Why are we nonstandard? I'm perfectly happy being nonstandard, I'm just curious.
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Old 08-29-2016, 10:25 AM   #26
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I like higher scoring games. It's been like that for 4 or 5 years now. We also have more players than the standard league.
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Old 09-01-2016, 06:17 AM   #27
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My team as currently constructed might be pretty bad.
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Old 09-02-2016, 04:24 PM   #28
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My team completely sucks. I want a mulligan.
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Old 09-02-2016, 05:08 PM   #29
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As an Irishman. I can honestly tell you you don't want a Mulligan. A Jefferson or a Jackson would be better. /race
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Old 09-02-2016, 05:15 PM   #30
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Oh no he di int
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