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Old 09-05-2016, 10:37 AM   #31
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I'm dumb and getting dumber. When is our first game?
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Old 09-05-2016, 11:20 AM   #32
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THIS THURSDAY!!! 8:30 EST

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Old 09-13-2016, 07:30 AM   #33
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Soooooooo close! Great game Glatt!
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Old 09-13-2016, 02:36 PM   #34
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Who are the Merriam Teasippers? I'm up against them this week.
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Old 09-13-2016, 02:55 PM   #35
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Old 09-14-2016, 12:55 AM   #36
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And we will defeat you and eat your soul...with gravy.
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Old 09-14-2016, 10:07 PM   #37
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My soul will give you diarrhea.
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Old 09-15-2016, 07:56 AM   #38
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Burn!


Toad on the other hand will boil.
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Old 09-15-2016, 09:08 AM   #39
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Guru says glatt will trounce me. We shall see.....
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Old 09-15-2016, 12:01 PM   #40
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Guru is < trustworthy.
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Old 09-16-2016, 09:10 AM   #41
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Slowly getting back into the real world. I haven't checked fantasy since Sunday. I must have won last week?

Gotta check my team and make sure everyone is active.
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Old 09-17-2016, 05:32 PM   #42
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I have RB Chris Ivory and he went out of action last week with an emergency hospitalization. He had gone to the ER. After two days, he left the hospital; he's still rehabbing but figures he will surely be back next week.

His injury went listed as "undisclosed".

In the NFL, every little thing is disclosed, and there's no way he would be hospitalized without league officials knowing all about it. Everything game-related is fully detailed and annouced. There were no hints from anywhere, so there was wild speculation in Jaguar fan forums about what it could possibly be.

Had to be something that was A) a true medical emergency, B) required two days of hospitalization, C) would be fine after a few days of rehab and D) would be too personal to reveal.

They decided that the most likely ailment was a testicular torsion.

And that's why I like being in fantasy football. I find out things like this.

And now, I have to speculate on the condition of my running back's balls.
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Old 09-17-2016, 06:19 PM   #43
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He's out this week
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Old 09-17-2016, 06:39 PM   #44
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Now YOU'RE speculating about the condition of his balls
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Old 09-17-2016, 10:01 PM   #45
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That's quite generous of them, assuming a genital and not a mental or substance problem.
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