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Old 10-12-2016, 02:25 PM   #76
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You'll be gratified to know, Flint, that I am on a 5-game winning streak this year, despite not watching a single minute of a single football game in about a decade. Not even the Super Bowls.
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Old 10-12-2016, 03:54 PM   #77
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Old 10-12-2016, 03:59 PM   #78
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It's 3D6 to determine the success of a pass, over a simple table lookup and there is usually a 1d4 saving throw for the covering player depending on their DEX and INT.
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Old 10-12-2016, 04:53 PM   #79
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yabbut. If your WR has dex over 80, you get the REF roll and a chance of PI


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Old 10-12-2016, 06:11 PM   #80
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Old 10-12-2016, 06:14 PM   #81
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The best fantasy football. Too bad it's the wrong football, but there's really nothing in the world like this game.

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Old 10-12-2016, 08:17 PM   #82
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You'll be gratified to know, Flint, that I am on a 5-game winning streak this year, despite not watching a single minute of a single football game in about a decade. Not even the Super Bowls.
I saw this a minute ago...what the hell is this fuckery?!
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Old 10-12-2016, 08:43 PM   #83
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Leads the league. She's like the Vikings
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Old 10-12-2016, 08:45 PM   #84
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non-fantasy football observation from a fan of my home team, Seattle Seahawks.

The Seahawks have the number one ranked defense (fourth year in a row, wooT!). The Atlanta Falcons, who we play here on Sunday have the number one ranked offense. Top offense vs top defense. The pleasant symmetry continues on other side of the ball for both teams, ranked 27th, respectively.

What do you think? When Atlanta has the ball, it's power against power. When Seattle has the ball it's weakness against ineptitude. Or something. The intangibles that I believe are in Seattle's favor, it's a home game for us. Century Link Field is *notoriously* loud, earthquake-level loud. Advantage-Seattle. And the weather is supposed to be pretty shitty, rainy and very, very windy. I would think that favors the defense, which of course, they both must play.

It promises to be an exciting game.
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Old 10-12-2016, 09:39 PM   #85
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Exciting? Like 9 to 6 exciting? Zzzzzzzz
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Old 10-16-2016, 05:05 PM   #86
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17-0 at the half, Seattle leading. Atlanta's offense: 86 yards.

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Old 10-17-2016, 10:55 AM   #87
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yeah, I was dead wrong on that one. not a snoozer at all. you just never know
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Old 10-18-2016, 04:35 PM   #88
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Many congrats to the Ruff Riders for breaking my winning streak.


















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Old 10-18-2016, 05:07 PM   #89
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Thanks for the beat down Forktards!
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Old 10-19-2016, 03:18 PM   #90
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Sorry Griff. Didn't know it happened till just now. Been a little distracted.
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