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Old 03-16-2005, 10:50 AM   #16
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push ups
jump
bend over
stretch
kick
TOPLESS <---mmmmm, boobs
boobs
kill <---hysterical ( same as run)
sleep
suck, lick
rub
blow
tickle
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Old 03-16-2005, 11:09 AM   #17
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"kiss" is OK too.
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Old 03-16-2005, 11:18 AM   #18
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laugh
hat
dance
tattoo
arm
hair
mad
beer
serve

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Old 03-16-2005, 11:40 AM   #19
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"kiss" is OK too.
i love you, man. thanks
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Old 03-16-2005, 12:21 PM   #20
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not to distract from the beauty at the bar...

this is worth a laugh! Remember to phrase your response in the form of a question
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Old 03-16-2005, 02:31 PM   #21
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I haven't gotten into it yet, but it looks like a fun little online war strategy game

It's still in beta, so if you sign up now, you get free "premium" membership while all the kinks are worked out.
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Old 03-16-2005, 02:38 PM   #22
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I spent too much time at this, and then decided to try Google. Google is faster, but less fun.

Here are more commands for the virtual bartender:

banana
hummer
wet
jiggle
surf
macarena
light
number
switch
handstand
cap
pillow
cowgirl
orgasm
box
talk
bottle
pitcher
rope
playboy
model
cartwheel
gun
tongue
riverdance
think
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Old 03-16-2005, 05:29 PM   #23
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http://www.garlikov.com/Soc_Meth.html
This is good. Could go in philosophy, parenting. When done well, the wonder factor approaches the level of a good close up magic trick.
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Old 03-16-2005, 05:43 PM   #24
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That is really cool. Two of my siblings are teachers, I may pass this on. Though, like the guy says, it looks extremely difficult to do for a lot of subjects.
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Old 03-16-2005, 06:24 PM   #25
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Exhibit 394208 in the case of "why teachers should be paid more than baseball players."
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Old 03-16-2005, 08:06 PM   #26
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Amen.
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Old 03-16-2005, 10:57 PM   #27
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Wow, that was really fascinating to read. Thanks BigV!
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Old 03-16-2005, 11:02 PM   #28
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Wow, that was really fascinating to read. Thanks BigV!
My pleasure.

OT, btw, how was Seattle?
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Old 03-16-2005, 11:11 PM   #29
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Oh yeah, uh, we didn't end up going to Seattle after all. We're going to Washington DC a week from now instead. But rest assured, the reasoning behind that was entirely because a good friend lives there and offered to let us stay at her place the whole time, not because we considered DC to be superior in any way to Seattle.
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Old 03-16-2005, 11:15 PM   #30
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In the Lincoln Bedroom?!
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