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View Poll Results: If someone held a gun to your head and said you had to have sex with one of these ..
Ann Coulter 6 25.00%
Courtney Love 10 41.67%
Go ahead and pull the trigger. 8 33.33%
Voters: 24. You may not vote on this poll

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Old 03-17-2007, 12:46 PM   #1
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Ann Coulter or Courtney Love

I know that both of these women have been held up as less than acceptable sex partners on the Cellar, so I am curious. If you had to, which one would you choose?

Warning: choices are public.
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Old 03-17-2007, 12:52 PM   #2
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I'd rather choose Lorena Bobbitt.
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Old 03-17-2007, 01:01 PM   #3
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ann coulter. easy. and i'd take pictures of it.

headline:

Ann Coulter goes down on a big fat guy!
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Old 03-17-2007, 01:02 PM   #4
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The agony and the agony? I'd rather have sheldon.....he makes me laugh.
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Old 03-17-2007, 01:56 PM   #5
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Love would put its penis in anne coulter's bad place with out a warning, so would I.
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Old 03-17-2007, 02:23 PM   #6
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that murderous skank courtney love... oh it'd be one hell of a hate-fuck.
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Old 03-17-2007, 02:25 PM   #7
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Barring contagion or Pete throwing me out on my butt, I have to go with C Love. Some will admit unfortunate feelings toward Briittney Spaniel or even that hideous chick from Baywatch but me, I've got sumtin for Love.
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Old 03-17-2007, 04:52 PM   #8
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Ann .. (think about it)
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Old 03-17-2007, 05:10 PM   #9
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Can the chicks have a poll?

Bill O'Reilly or Dick Cheney....

OR, if you'd like to be less partisan about your choice: Pete Doherty (Kate Moss's boyfriend--green and undead looking) or Ricky Martin (but, you'd have to listen to Le Martin's love talk beforehand) (plus, he's drunk and kinda sweaty)
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Old 03-17-2007, 05:37 PM   #10
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O'Reilly, hands down.
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Old 03-17-2007, 06:20 PM   #11
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O'Reilly, hands down.
despite his gooey wrinkly-ness? And megalomania?

I once thought we shared a real cynical world view (I won't flatter myself by thinking it was anything but)though now I see we are like the dolphin and the...peguin. Or something. Anyway--let me know how Bill...uh...is.
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Old 03-17-2007, 06:53 PM   #12
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lol!
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Old 03-17-2007, 07:13 PM   #13
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despite his gooey wrinkly-ness? And megalomania?

I once thought we shared a real cynical world view (I won't flatter myself by thinking it was anything but)though now I see we are like the dolphin and the...peguin. Or something. Anyway--let me know how Bill...uh...is.
And Cheney has what to recommend him? Ticker's goin' and a poor shot to boot.
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Old 03-17-2007, 07:45 PM   #14
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despite his gooey wrinkly-ness? And megalomania?

I once thought we shared a real cynical world view (I won't flatter myself by thinking it was anything but)though now I see we are like the dolphin and the...peguin. Or something. Anyway--let me know how Bill...uh...is.
Just make sure O'Reilly's no longer confusing a loofah with a falafel or things can get messy, and not in a good way.

BTW, I saw Wolf picked Coulter as a love match. It makes sense since it would last all night long. Of course, only one minute would be actual sex. The rest would be spent fighting for top.

My moneys on Wolf.
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Old 03-17-2007, 08:44 PM   #15
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Ann Coulter. No hesitation.
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