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Old 08-02-2013, 02:43 PM   #166
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The doctor quit last night. Pitched a fit while seeing his second patient. Chaos reigned more than usual.
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Old 08-03-2013, 09:43 AM   #167
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Old 08-12-2013, 09:27 PM   #168
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Another one bites the dust ...

Psychokiller girlfriend worked one shift this week.

She had two patients and a psych referral (goes straight to the psych unit, we never see them). I left itemized instructions for dealing with the two referrals. An average night is 4 to 6 patients plus the psych referrals.

She resigned first thing Sunday morning, sent an email giving 2 week's notice. Sent bossdude an email. I'm supposed to act surprised when I find out tomorrow.
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Old 08-12-2013, 10:45 PM   #169
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Wow you have more turnovers than Arby's!
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Old 08-12-2013, 11:32 PM   #170
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There was also a nursing assistant fired for assisting nurses in a way not covered in his job description.
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Old 08-13-2013, 07:40 AM   #171
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You gotta explain more about that one.
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Old 08-14-2013, 10:48 PM   #172
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Apparently he was found en flagrante delicto by another of his paramours. It seems that many of the nurses are Nurse Jackie.
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Old 08-15-2013, 11:11 PM   #173
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So he got fired for doing rather than assisting; but, wasn't practicing without a license. I'd like to hear him explain that at his next job interview.
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Old 01-10-2014, 10:08 PM   #174
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The night weekend girl has a "prescription." It is only a matter of time until that becomes a full blown relapse. Her thing is coke and booze, but it's all kind of a slippery slope. Hyperguy's thing was coke too, I think.
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Old 05-05-2014, 09:51 PM   #175
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Today, from a telephone interview ...

wolf: So, what are you drinking

DrunkOldLady: Ensure Mudslides.
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Old 05-05-2014, 09:53 PM   #176
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I'm in the midst of an eight day stretch without a break including a double going into it, a 12+-hour shift to start it. I won't be coming up for air until this coming weekend.

But I may end up being able to cover my rent this month.
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Old 05-05-2014, 09:55 PM   #177
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I question the appropriateness of the rehab receptionist greeting all the patients by saying "Happy Cinco de Mayo."
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Old 05-05-2014, 10:57 PM   #178
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Absolutely! She should have said "Feliz Cinco de Mayo." It was in poor taste to greet the patients in Spanglish.
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Old 05-24-2014, 01:07 AM   #179
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Great moment of the day

Patient: That place, it was crazy.
Me: It's a mental institution.
Patient: The police brought in this guy, he was in a towel.
Me: It's Friday.
Patient: What?
Me: Most days they don't have the towel.
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Old 05-24-2014, 11:18 PM   #180
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