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Old 11-12-2018, 03:50 PM   #31
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Stan had a nice run.
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Old 11-12-2018, 04:25 PM   #32
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dammit Artie Lange news stories say he did not stay clean on probation but is trying to get into a 30-day rehab to avoid a jail sentence

he will be on my list again next year
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Old 11-12-2018, 04:25 PM   #33
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Old 11-12-2018, 06:53 PM   #34
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He was 95, so you don't have to feel guilty over very many points.
16 points. chances are he was ok with it, so don't feel bad. and now we have a race! sorta Tortoise and Hare?
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Old 11-12-2018, 07:15 PM   #35
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Ah, I was thinking five points. But it's apparently been based on age 111 since 2011.
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Old 11-12-2018, 07:49 PM   #36
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I know, I'm chock full of evil, but we had a year with a load of centenarian celebs carking it which seemed a little harsh pointwise -negative points etc
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Old 11-13-2018, 02:51 PM   #37
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Old 11-13-2018, 05:07 PM   #38
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Stan had a nice run.
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Old 11-13-2018, 09:59 PM   #39
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Amen
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Old 12-01-2018, 08:03 AM   #40
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And a sprinkling of points as an early Christmas present form GHW Bush who decided enough was enough agad 94.
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Old 12-01-2018, 06:10 PM   #41
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So with one month left --but historically a harsh month for celebs who party hard and/or are very old-- the scores on the doors are:

classicman 59
gravdigr 33
griff 17
monster 17

game on! Kinda.....
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Old 12-01-2018, 07:47 PM   #42
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So how many did we kill in total? I got zero, which is good... But I'm still kind of pulling for Chevy Chase.

That's awful of me
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Old 12-01-2018, 10:00 PM   #43
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Oh there's plenty of time yet. December is a cruel month.

Four, I think

Billy Graham
Burt Reynolds
Stan Lee
George Bush Sr.
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Old 12-14-2018, 10:03 PM   #44
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run-on sentence follows

Artie Lange news stories say that, after completing 30-day rehab, Artie went before a probation judge, and she had him drug tested that same day before proceeding, and he tested positive for coke, so she told his lawyer to petition for a more severe state drug rehab program as the only way to avoid jail; but meanwhile, Artie's nose completely flattened, due to the fact that his septum is now entirely destroyed; and in a tweet on Dec 3, he said that he's only free of opiates because he got a shot of a month-long opiate blocker.

Dec. 3. Do the math

Two weeks left in 2018... I think he will make it, but look at what Artie looks like now.

https://www.nj.com/entertainment/201...my-system.html
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