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Old 10-06-2006, 07:09 PM   #16
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Here's one:

A cowboy had to go the the big city. He left the ranch on Sunday and returned on Sunday. He was only gone four days. How did he do it?
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Old 10-06-2006, 07:11 PM   #17
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sunday was the horse!!

edit to rephrase what I mean...i need to stop working and trying to be smart all at the same time. I meant that the horse's name is sunday. right?
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Old 10-06-2006, 08:36 PM   #18
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Dag nabbit! You're GOOD!
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Old 10-06-2006, 09:16 PM   #19
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If you're American before you go into the bathroom, and you're American after you leave the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom?
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Old 10-06-2006, 09:46 PM   #20
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European.
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Old 10-06-2006, 09:46 PM   #21
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There are three dead men in a cabin. The cabin is surrounded by snow. There is a hole in the roof of the cabin. How did the men die?
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Old 10-06-2006, 10:14 PM   #22
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If you're American before you go into the bathroom, and you're American after you leave the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom?
If you're a russian ( a rushing) in the hallway, what are you in the bathroom?
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Old 10-06-2006, 10:15 PM   #23
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riddle me riddle me rot tot tote:
a little wee man in a red red coat
a staff in his hand
and a stone in his throat
tell me this riddle and I'll give you a groat.
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Old 10-06-2006, 10:17 PM   #24
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In marble halls as white as milk
lined with skin as soft as silk
within a palace crystal clear
a golden apple doth appear.
no walls there are to this stronghold
yet thieves break in to steal the gold.
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Old 10-07-2006, 08:32 AM   #25
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footfootfoot--first one is a cherry (well done, Mr. Nutkin!)

Second is an egg.

Fine riddles. Now, what is the answer to wolf's?
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Old 10-07-2006, 08:35 AM   #26
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My first doth affliction denote,
Which my second is destin'd to feel
And my whole is the best antidote
That affliction to soften and heal.
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In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic.

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Old 10-07-2006, 08:42 AM   #27
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There are three dead men in a cabin. The cabin is surrounded by snow. There is a hole in the roof of the cabin. How did the men die?
Their airplane crashed in the mountains following a catastrophic decompression of the aircraft cabin?
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Old 10-07-2006, 08:50 AM   #28
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There are three dead men in a cabin. The cabin is surrounded by snow. There is a hole in the roof of the cabin. How did the men die?
A man fell out of a plane and crashed through the cabin roof, lending on the other two, killing all three.

A meteor crashed through the roof and killed all three.

The weight of the snow collapsed the roof, killing all three.

The kerosene heater they were using to keep warm exploded, killing the three men and putting a hole in the roof.

One of the men used the unfortunate combination of "bomb" and "Al-Qaeda" in the same phone conversation. The NSA sent in some black ops guys, who attacked from above, killing all three men.
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Old 10-07-2006, 10:37 AM   #29
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Their airplane crashed in the mountains following a catastrophic decompression of the aircraft cabin?
Correct.
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Old 10-07-2006, 10:39 AM   #30
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