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Old 06-23-2011, 08:58 PM   #1
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Cock!

footfootfootfootfoot of it <<<READ THIS!

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Old 06-23-2011, 09:42 PM   #2
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See, I would have told her to buy the towels and the chicken. My kind of gal.
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Old 06-23-2011, 10:07 PM   #3
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Victor has no chance.
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Old 06-24-2011, 07:38 AM   #4
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I don't like her. She's a disrespectful spoiled brat who has nothing but contempt for her spouse. She and Victor probably deserve each other though.

The tacky McMansion goes right along with the total package.

It's an amusing story though. They interact kind of like the roadrunner and coyote.
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Old 06-24-2011, 09:48 AM   #5
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See, Glatt it's thinking like that that's making you happily married.

But now that you pointed it out, I have to agree. sigh, she's not my kind of gal after all. Call me fickle.
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Old 06-24-2011, 09:59 AM   #6
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And her husband sounds like a big baby douchebag. I think the giant chicken is hilarious, but who wants to live in the made-for-tv version of The War of the Roses?
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Old 06-24-2011, 02:11 PM   #7
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That front door says they have the money for both towels and giant metal roosters.

I wouldn't want to be married to either one of them, but she's got a better sense of humor than he does, at least. He needs to figure out how to retaliate, rather than pout.
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Old 06-24-2011, 02:34 PM   #8
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She certainly has a pack of fanatically-agreeing yentas to make her believe she "won". They missed the lavish entrance because they are trying to collect $1 and a towel from everybody to support her.
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Old 06-24-2011, 02:50 PM   #9
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That front door says they have the money for both towels and giant metal roosters.
or USED TO HAVE ... That may be the problem - House is worth 1/2 of what they paid for it and income has dropped significantly, yet she is still out spending the same as before.
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Old 06-24-2011, 02:56 PM   #10
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I just saw the link. It's so freaking hilarious!! I couldn't stop laughing. Thanks, Monster!
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Old 06-24-2011, 03:49 PM   #11
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Daym I Soo Have to make one of these !!
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Old 06-24-2011, 04:22 PM   #12
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We have the same problem in the Gravdigr house, only instead of towels, it's green beans.
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Old 06-24-2011, 08:53 PM   #13
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I want one! That is the bomb!
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Old 06-26-2011, 07:41 PM   #14
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I want one! That is the bomb!
orly?

check this shit.

a couple blocks from my house.
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Old 06-26-2011, 07:43 PM   #15
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gotta have the troubador frogs
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