APB: Cellarites (you wish were ) missing.

grynch · 10-05-2011, 05:59 AM

did 'ja hear the one about the midget psychic who escaped from prison?

police issued an APB... "small medium at large"

ohhh man, I kill me.

Trilby · 10-05-2011, 07:27 AM

grynch is on report.

grynch · 10-05-2011, 07:32 AM

tell it to my butler

ZenGum · 10-05-2011, 07:39 AM

The midget psychic? He already knows.

Just keep him away from the badgers, man, they've got the taste for blood.

footfootfoot · 10-05-2011, 08:00 AM

I used to hang out with Nostradamus a lot. We'd go out drinking and I'd tell him my problems. He'd listen and say, "I know. I know. I know."

Sundae · 10-05-2011, 08:26 AM

I used to go out drinking with Tutankamun. He said I reminded him of his mummy.
He had a very dry wit that way.

Spexxvet · 10-05-2011, 08:28 AM

I was watching a trial where a 92 year old man was accused of rape. He was charged with assault with a dead weapon. He was acquitted because the evidence wouldn't stand up in court.

ZenGum · 10-05-2011, 07:20 PM

My neice said she wanted a pet spider. I went to the pet store and they were $120. So I got one off the web instead.

grynch · 10-06-2011, 01:58 AM

didja hear the one about the baby seal who walked into a bar..
the bartender asked "what'll ya have mate`?"
baby seal said ... "anything but a Canadian Club on the rocks please"
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.
didja hear the one about the baby seal ( another one ) who walked into a club?

what a tragedy.

( so happy there is not a groan button here )

SamIam · 10-06-2011, 11:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by grynch

didja hear the one about the baby seal who walked into a bar..
the bartender asked "what'll ya have mate`?"
baby seal said ... "anything but a Canadian Club on the rocks please"
.
.
didja hear the one about the baby seal ( another one ) who walked into a club?

what a tragedy.

( so happy there is not a groan button here )

Actually there is.

Lola Bunny · 10-06-2011, 12:06 PM

Heheh....I like this thread. These jokes actually make me smile.

10-05-2011, 05:59 AM	#1
grynch the big Cheese Join Date: Jul 2011 Location: Switzerland Posts: 390	APB: Cellarites (you wish were ) missing. did 'ja hear the one about the midget psychic who escaped from prison? police issued an APB... "small medium at large" ohhh man, I kill me.

10-05-2011, 07:27 AM	#2
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	grynch is on report. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

10-05-2011, 07:39 AM	#4
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	The midget psychic? He already knows. Just keep him away from the badgers, man, they've got the taste for blood. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

10-05-2011, 08:00 AM	#5
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	I used to hang out with Nostradamus a lot. We'd go out drinking and I'd tell him my problems. He'd listen and say, "I know. I know. I know." __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

10-05-2011, 08:26 AM	#6
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	I used to go out drinking with Tutankamun. He said I reminded him of his mummy. He had a very dry wit that way. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

10-05-2011, 07:32 AM	#3
grynch the big Cheese Join Date: Jul 2011 Location: Switzerland Posts: 390	tell it to my butler

10-05-2011, 08:28 AM	#7
Spexxvet Makes some feel uncomfortable Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 10,346	I was watching a trial where a 92 year old man was accused of rape. He was charged with assault with a dead weapon. He was acquitted because the evidence wouldn't stand up in court. __________________ "I'm certainly free, nay compelled, to spread the gospel of Spex. " - xoxoxoBruce

10-05-2011, 07:20 PM	#8
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	My neice said she wanted a pet spider. I went to the pet store and they were $120. So I got one off the web instead. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

10-06-2011, 01:58 AM	#9
grynch the big Cheese Join Date: Jul 2011 Location: Switzerland Posts: 390	didja hear the one about the baby seal who walked into a bar.. the bartender asked "what'll ya have mate`?" baby seal said ... "anything but a Canadian Club on the rocks please" . . didja hear the one about the baby seal ( another one ) who walked into a club? what a tragedy. ( so happy there is not a groan button here )

10-06-2011, 12:06 PM	#11
Lola Bunny Junior Master Dwellar Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 2,728	Heheh....I like this thread. These jokes actually make me smile.

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