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Old 10-14-2018, 09:37 AM   #1
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Happy birthday to me

Happy birthday dear Cappy

Happy birthday to me

Yup the big 65 has rolled over. My wife asked what I wanted for a present. I said a 20 minute blow job would be nice. I have to settle for dinner at the Southern Sizzler.
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Old 10-14-2018, 09:45 AM   #2
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Old 10-14-2018, 06:36 PM   #3
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Happy one day closer to dead day!
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Old 10-15-2018, 01:53 AM   #4
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Old 10-15-2018, 05:34 AM   #5
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Old 10-15-2018, 07:24 AM   #6
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Merry Birthday Cap.
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Old 10-15-2018, 04:00 PM   #7
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Old 10-15-2018, 04:37 PM   #8
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Have a Happy, Tarheel!!
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Old 10-15-2018, 06:21 PM   #9
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hope it was a good one, ol chum
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Old 10-15-2018, 11:18 PM   #10
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Happy one day closer to dead day!
I felt so much younger day before yesterday.
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Old 10-15-2018, 11:19 PM   #11
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hope it was a good one, ol chum
It was pretty good I got a 30 minute blow job.
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Old 10-17-2018, 12:25 AM   #12
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Wow 30 mins??

Hehe thats awesome!!
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Old 10-17-2018, 04:20 PM   #13
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Well, it took 28 minutes for him to get hard.

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