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Old 09-29-2011, 02:21 PM   #1
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So, I Went To A Party Last Night...

It didn't start off as a "party". Just a bunch of us sitting around bullshitting like ya do. Then Beer arrived. Then Other Mind-Altering Substances arrived. Whiskey showed up at some point. One thing led to another...And so, I put it to you Cellar Dwellars, as a Parable of Life, that it is officially a party when the phrase

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Please don't jack off my dog.
has been uttered.

Other things that happened (to the best of my recollection):

A bald man, no doubt, now has rug burn, on his head.

I danced on half a pic-a-nic table.

A friend of mine was electrocuted (just a little bit) when he stabbed a boom box that was plugged in, and playing.

Every person at this whateverthehellitwas barked like a dog at one point or another. Repeatedly. In unison, at times. We also did a fair impersonation of a coon hunt.

Strange chicks' boobs were motorboated. (She asked "What would you do if you had a pair of these at home?" So, I put 'em in my mouth.) No, there are no pix.

We burned stolen firewood.

The cops stayed away.



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Old 09-29-2011, 02:23 PM   #2
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Oh, and, no hangover this morning afternoon.

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Old 09-29-2011, 02:24 PM   #3
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sounds like a lovely soiree!
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Old 09-29-2011, 02:34 PM   #4
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These Rosh Hashanah celebrations are going too far.
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Old 09-29-2011, 02:38 PM   #5
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that rat thar is funneh.
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In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic.

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Old 09-29-2011, 06:37 PM   #6
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Old 09-29-2011, 09:46 PM   #7
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These Rosh Hashanah celebrations are going too far.
Ur getting the holiday wrong -it was Rosh Hashanwhiskey
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Old 09-30-2011, 12:18 AM   #8
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John Bauman celebrates Rosh-sha-na-na.

Hmmm...theres a much better joke there...i just cant place it.
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Old 09-30-2011, 12:28 AM   #9
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Grav...I have to say, that party sounds like you might have gone to the wrong address. Aren't you a bit old for those sort of antics? Aren't they normally reserved for college kids and stuff?
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Old 09-30-2011, 08:19 PM   #10
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Sounds like a flash mob.
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Old 10-01-2011, 03:31 AM   #11
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Sounds fun Grav.
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Old 10-01-2011, 06:08 AM   #12
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1. You might want to question just who it is you "party" with.

2. It could have been MUCH worse.
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Old 10-01-2011, 08:06 AM   #13
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You know, I think the last really great party I went to was full of people dancing, chugging water and saying, "You are SO amazing!" and meaning it.

I'm showing my age now.
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Old 10-02-2011, 05:39 PM   #14
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Grav...I have to say, that party sounds like you might have gone to the wrong address. Aren't you a bit old for those sort of antics? Aren't they normally reserved for college kids and stuff?
I ain't too old for nothing!!!!

To quote a country song:

I ain't as good as I once was
I've got a few years on me now
But there was a time, back in my prime
When I could really lay it down
if you need some love tonight
Then I might have just enough
I ain't as good as I once was
But I'm as good once as I ever was


Damn skippy.

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Old 10-02-2011, 05:39 PM   #15
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Did I mention that party had a "happy ending"?
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