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Old 04-17-2018, 02:17 PM   #3691
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Nobody would buy that shit.
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Old 04-17-2018, 03:25 PM   #3692
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I knew somebody who bought sperm on a rope soap for somebody. As a gag gift. Because get it? It's soap shaped like a sperm, and it's on a rope.
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Old 04-18-2018, 01:30 PM   #3693
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Movie T-shirts with slightly wrong catchphrases

"Live Long And Proper" actually still works pretty well.
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Old 04-19-2018, 09:32 PM   #3694
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9.95 for a fucking bar of soap, I don't give a flying fuck what it smells like.
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I knew somebody who bought sperm on a rope soap for somebody. As a gag gift. Because get it? It's soap shaped like a sperm, and it's on a rope.
Yes, I suspect very few novelty soaps are bought for the use of the purchaser.
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Old 04-30-2018, 02:50 PM   #3695
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Chinese employers monitor workers, so does every other company in the world, BUT...

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Workers outfitted in uniforms staff lines producing sophisticated equipment for telecommunication and other industrial sectors.
But there’s one big difference – the workers wear caps to monitor their brainwaves, data that management then uses to adjust the pace of production and redesign workflows, according to the company.
The company said it could increase the overall efficiency of the workers by manipulating the frequency and length of break times to reduce mental stress.
Hangzhou Zhongheng Electric is just one example of the large-scale application of brain surveillance devices to monitor people’s emotions and other mental activities in the workplace, according to scientists and companies involved in the government-backed projects.
Concealed in regular safety helmets or uniform hats, these lightweight, wireless sensors constantly monitor the wearer’s brainwaves and stream the data to computers that use artificial intelligence algorithms to detect emotional spikes such as depression, anxiety or rage.
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Old 05-08-2018, 03:19 PM   #3696
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OLD MS-DOS GAME COLLECTION
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Old 05-08-2018, 07:58 PM   #3697
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Just finished Ready Player One and this would dovetail nicely with that.

I'm sure I have my 3.5" floppies with Doom on them around here somewhere.
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Old 05-08-2018, 08:49 PM   #3698
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Rats; they've got one of my favorite games from childhood (Willy the Worm 2), but it runs way too fast. But if you slow it down (CTRL-F11), then the audio (emulated pc speaker) and the death effect (screen flashes) plays way too slow. No nostalgia for me.
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Old 05-08-2018, 10:27 PM   #3699
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Old 05-13-2018, 11:39 AM   #3700
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Excellent article on the diversity in the US. It focuses on the cities of Chicago, DC, and Houston, showing the changes and reasons for them.
But there is also a spot to type in any address and it will give you all the same information for that area. Very comprehensive.
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Old 05-26-2018, 03:22 PM   #3701
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Golf clap. As a service.

Click it.

And when ya get there...

Click that.
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Old 08-03-2018, 02:38 PM   #3702
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A small-town couple left behind a stolen painting worth over $100 million — and a big mystery
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Old 08-03-2018, 06:57 PM   #3703
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Left behind as in died, not forgot to check a closet. Besides, the painting sucks.
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Old 08-06-2018, 03:28 PM   #3704
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Well, they couldn't take it with them...
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Man, there ain't nuthin like hangin ya head out the window and feelin the wind blowin through ya teeth...
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Old 08-10-2018, 12:50 PM   #3705
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Where does a lot of today's pop music come from? Songwriting camps.

http://www.vulture.com/2018/08/the-s...t-crafted.html
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