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Old 03-07-2020, 10:04 PM   #1
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Can anyone figure out

what in the fuck this company actually does?

https://www.theacsadvantage.com/
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Old 03-07-2020, 10:09 PM   #2
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Looks to me like they print corporate swag, with an emphasis on packaging materials...
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Old 03-07-2020, 10:13 PM   #3
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hmmm. thanks ...but how did you reach that conclusion?
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Old 03-07-2020, 10:32 PM   #4
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On their webpage, click on Capabilities; then, on each picture on that page for a description of their services.

They run the gamut from packaging to warehousing and distribution.
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Old 03-07-2020, 10:40 PM   #5
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Well there's part of their problem right there: those clicks don't work right on mobile. First finger tap does nothing, second takes you to the link. A touch-and-hold gets you the rollover image, which is what I suspect is causing the issue--rollovers are supposed to function differently with mobile.
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Old 03-07-2020, 10:46 PM   #6
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I did, but I didn't get that. I felt they didn't know what the fuck they were doing and specialized in nothing.

I think avoid may be my call for that one..... will rootle a little more for reviews but....

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Old 03-07-2020, 10:57 PM   #7
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Yeah. I would want to know if they own the physical assets to perform those functions; or, if they just provide an outsourcing service (middlemen) for large corporations. It's more difficult to describe capabilities that aren't intrinsic.
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Old 03-08-2020, 03:21 PM   #8
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We are a proven leader in warehousing and distribution of marketing collateral, product samples, eCommerce, point-of-sale materials, product distribution to dealers, distributors, retail locations, sales force and business locations. We provide state of the art technology for order management, inventory management and logistics. We lower the costs of doing business by helping you control expenses and maximize the impact of your marketing efforts.
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Old 03-08-2020, 06:25 PM   #9
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It's a marketing firm and that sounds like marketing hype.

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… We provide state of the art technology for order management, inventory management and logistics. We lower the costs of doing business by helping you control expenses …
Where was all that when they had $2 million embezzled from them?
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Old 03-08-2020, 08:29 PM   #10
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thanks. decided not to touch them with a 10 foot pole. Anyone with a website that poor can't be all that shit hot.

and I really don't want to work in marketing. at all.
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