The Cellar  

Go Back   The Cellar > Main > Current Events

Current Events Help understand the world by talking about things happening in it

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 04-14-2018, 01:07 AM   #136
Urbane Guerrilla
Person who doesn't update the user title
 
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Southern California
Posts: 6,674
Thumbs up Hits Radio

Quote:
Originally Posted by Carruthers View Post
I've started us on this slippery slope so I might as well have my money's worth.

When the *hit hits the van.

Attachment 62824

Sorry!
Seems to be station CKIX-FM 99.1 FM.

Found myself looking up the Berne List for Canadian station call letters. Callsigns begin CF, CH, CJ, CK, 10 and continue for a couple more letters.
__________________
Wanna stop school shootings? End Gun-Free Zones, of course.
Urbane Guerrilla is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-14-2018, 01:10 AM   #137
Urbane Guerrilla
Person who doesn't update the user title
 
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Southern California
Posts: 6,674
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gravdigr View Post
Those (lawyerly?) people in 63557 need somebody to strip away that comma. It is too poorly used to be let out in public like that.
__________________
Wanna stop school shootings? End Gun-Free Zones, of course.
Urbane Guerrilla is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-14-2018, 03:57 PM   #138
DanaC
We have to go back, Kate!
 
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Yorkshire
Posts: 25,964
@ Grav - that first one made me lol
__________________
Quote:
There's only so much punishment a man can take in pursuit of punani. - Sundae
http://sites.google.com/site/danispoetry/
DanaC is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-03-2018, 03:12 PM   #139
Gravdigr
The Un-Tuckian
 
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: South Central...KY that is
Posts: 39,517
Name:  sign.jpg
Views: 464
Size:  63.3 KB
__________________


These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.
Gravdigr is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-04-2018, 10:00 AM   #140
Carruthers
Junior Master Dwellar
 
Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: Buckinghamshire UK
Posts: 4,059
There has been speculation about the contents of sausages since God was a boy, but it seems our worst fears have been confirmed...

Name:  We already knew.jpg
Views: 397
Size:  83.8 KB

Cue much mirth from the good people of South Australia.

LINK
__________________
Carruthers is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-04-2018, 11:23 AM   #141
xoxoxoBruce
The future is unwritten
 
Join Date: Oct 2002
Posts: 71,105
It may well be true, but likely the recipe hasn't changed only the label. Since you've been eating them all these years without repercussions just go for it.
__________________
The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.
xoxoxoBruce is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-10-2018, 08:56 AM   #142
lumberjim
I can hear my ears
 
Join Date: Oct 2003
Posts: 25,571
__________________
This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality
Embrace this moment, remember
We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan
lumberjim is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-10-2018, 02:04 PM   #143
Gravdigr
The Un-Tuckian
 
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: South Central...KY that is
Posts: 39,517
Excellent.
__________________


These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.
Gravdigr is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-11-2018, 04:23 AM   #144
Carruthers
Junior Master Dwellar
 
Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: Buckinghamshire UK
Posts: 4,059
Name:  lighting matters sail.jpg.gallery.jpg
Views: 458
Size:  161.1 KB

Quote:
Shoppers did a double-take after spotting the word ‘sail’ in the window of a shop in Gerrards Cross.

Lighting Matters has the word plastered in its window instead of the word ‘sale’ – after its owner ironically found the signs cheaply in a sale – leaving shoppers perplexed.

Reader Andy Hill wrote in to the Bucks Free Press saying:”I’m not sure if it was deliberate but it has definitely caught everyone’s attention and [is] the talking point of the town.”

Manager Ian Peaple said a number of shoppers had come into the store to tell him the word had been spelt incorrectly.

He said: “It has certainly garnered a lot of interest. It’s giving people a laugh in the High Street.

“Some people have come in to tell us about the error saying, ‘we don’t want you to become the laughing stock of the High Street’.

“It seems to be pulling people in.”
Confession time...

I have committed this very same abomination.

I'm not sure whether to put it down to a moment of divided attention, extreme fatigue or plain bone idleness.

Bucks Free Press
__________________
Carruthers is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-11-2018, 10:48 AM   #145
xoxoxoBruce
The future is unwritten
 
Join Date: Oct 2002
Posts: 71,105
Quote:
Originally Posted by Carruthers View Post

I'm not sure whether to put it down to a moment of divided attention, extreme fatigue or plain bone idleness.
Or the inner demon made you fuck with people's heads.
__________________
The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.
xoxoxoBruce is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-06-2018, 09:15 AM   #146
Carruthers
Junior Master Dwellar
 
Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: Buckinghamshire UK
Posts: 4,059
Name:  Indian Hills 3.jpg
Views: 315
Size:  65.1 KB

Name:  Indian Hills 2.jpg
Views: 329
Size:  112.0 KB

Name:  Indian Hills 1.jpg
Views: 376
Size:  87.9 KB

The third sign is my favourite.

Bad grammar is something up with which I will not put.

Link
__________________
Carruthers is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-06-2018, 09:59 AM   #147
xoxoxoBruce
The future is unwritten
 
Join Date: Oct 2002
Posts: 71,105
Thanks, Yoda.
__________________
The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.
xoxoxoBruce is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-16-2018, 01:58 PM   #148
Gravdigr
The Un-Tuckian
 
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: South Central...KY that is
Posts: 39,517
No scantless fish??

Name:  saywhutnow.jpg
Views: 317
Size:  109.1 KB
__________________


These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.
Gravdigr is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-16-2018, 02:10 PM   #149
Clodfobble
UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION
 
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Austin, TX
Posts: 20,012
I'mma guess prostitute.
Clodfobble is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-16-2018, 04:56 PM   #150
Flint
Snowflake
 
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Dystopia
Posts: 13,136
scantless = "scandalous"
__________________
******************
There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there
it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your
expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever
gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track.

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio
Flint is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply


Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)
 
Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump

All times are GMT -5. The time now is 03:38 PM.


Powered by: vBulletin Version 3.8.1
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.