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Old 03-14-2012, 12:39 PM   #1
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Reasons to welcome the apocalypse

All phones and other communication devices will be out of commission: landlines, cell phones, pagers, faxes, email, ipads, ipods, ipuds, ipids, and ipeds will not work.

If you want to talk to me you better start climbing over the dead bodies.

For what reasons are YOU going to welcome the apocalypse?
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Old 03-14-2012, 01:09 PM   #2
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Old 03-14-2012, 01:22 PM   #3
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I thought it came and went, and no one noticed... wasn't it called "Y2K" ?
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Old 03-14-2012, 01:23 PM   #4
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Isn't that some kind of lubricant?
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Old 03-14-2012, 01:39 PM   #5
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My additional layers of fat will suddenly become a tremendous benefit.
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Old 03-14-2012, 01:40 PM   #6
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No one will tell me that smoking will kill me.
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Old 03-14-2012, 05:01 PM   #7
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Old 03-14-2012, 05:21 PM   #8
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Come on, Infi. It may or Mayan not happen.
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Old 03-14-2012, 05:37 PM   #9
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I would like the quiet afterwards and the pot, people prefer post-apocalyptic pot, it goes well with the many cheeses of the apocalypse.
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Old 03-14-2012, 06:09 PM   #10
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My additional layers of fat will suddenly become a tremendous benefit.
But the first rule of the zombie apocalypse is cardio.
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Old 03-14-2012, 06:54 PM   #11
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I imagine there'll be a lot of NRA member quite happy about the fact that they finally have a legitimate reason for their arsenals.
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Old 03-14-2012, 09:07 PM   #12
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Prostitution becomes legal everywhere!
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Old 03-14-2012, 10:15 PM   #13
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