I am the magic 8 ball - Page 11

Sundae · 09-01-2008, 04:55 AM

Just to clarify, Magic 8 ball, we say the doctors as shorthand for The Doctors' Surgery - a place where a number of GPs practice. Seven in my case. This concentration means you can get an appointment same-day as long as you don't need to see a specific GP.

It works wonderfully. Nerrrrrrrr.

And the only way I'd catch an STD right now is... well - there isn't any way. I lose faith with your powers

Cicero · 09-01-2008, 08:07 AM

This is a two part question:

Magic 8 ball- Will I have a job soon that won't begin with enthusiasm, only to end in doom and dread at the thought of showing up for it? Will I be paid fairly?

smoothmoniker · 09-01-2008, 12:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cicero

This is a two part question:

Magic 8 ball- Will I have a job soon that won't begin with enthusiasm, only to end in doom and dread at the thought of showing up for it? Will I be paid fairly?

The Magic 8 Ball thinks you should start filling out applications at Starbucks. You won't love it, but you also won't want to gnaw your fingers down to greasy nubbins every time you clock in. It won't make you rich, but if you mind your pennies, it will keep you from going flat broke.

Everybody wins! Now go fetch the magic 8 ball a grande drip in a venti cup, with a double add-shot and a slice of warm condescension. And no, I do NOT tip my barista.

Cicero · 09-01-2008, 01:47 PM

The quiet book store for minimum wage it is then! Thank you magic 8 ball!

In case you were wondering:this won't prevent me from serving you a nice hot cup of stfu.:p

sweetwater · 09-01-2008, 02:05 PM

Magic 8 Ball, is there anything we should know about the whereabouts and fates of Magic Ball 1 through 7?

smoothmoniker · 09-02-2008, 10:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sweetwater

Magic 8 Ball, is there anything we should know about the whereabouts and fates of Magic Ball 1 through 7?

Sources are hazy.

Griff · 09-02-2008, 11:49 AM

Cicero · 09-29-2008, 03:34 PM

Magic 8 ball- Is PETA ever going to be ethical?

lumberjim · 09-29-2008, 03:36 PM

majick eight ball, are you holdin'?

TheMercenary · 09-29-2008, 03:42 PM

Magic 8 ball - Will Palin or Biden be president?

SteveDallas · 09-29-2008, 07:54 PM

Magic 8 Ball -- I don't have a question, I just wanted to thank you for dropping into the pocket when I was playing pool a couple weeks back. It was a tough shot.

lookout123 · 09-30-2008, 12:14 AM

Magic 8ball - will people ever learn the government is not designed or equipped to fix everything?

Cicero · 10-08-2008, 01:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by smoothmoniker

The Magic 8 Ball thinks you should start filling out applications at Starbucks. You won't love it, but you also won't want to gnaw your fingers down to greasy nubbins every time you clock in. It won't make you rich, but if you mind your pennies, it will keep you from going flat broke.

Everybody wins! Now go fetch the magic 8 ball a grande drip in a venti cup, with a double add-shot and a slice of warm condescension. And no, I do NOT tip my barista.

Umm. I am here to point out the prophetic nature of the magic eight ball. I might be serving coffee soon. And burritos. Would you like red or green with that magic eight ball, or christmas style? (red and green)

Unfortunately I might be doomed if no one calls soon, and this coffee shop actually does hire me like they are suggesting. Fu*@!!

ZenGum · 10-09-2008, 09:00 AM

Cicero, the House Committee on Strong Language has approved your full use of the F-word when discussing the situation you discussed above.
But your restraint is noted.

Pie · 10-09-2008, 09:20 AM

Magic 8-ball, should we buy that house? Even in this economy? Or just keep pissing money down the rent rat-hole?

09-01-2008, 08:07 AM	#152
Cicero Looking forward to open mic night. Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: New Mexico Posts: 5,148	This is a two part question: Magic 8 ball- Will I have a job soon that won't begin with enthusiasm, only to end in doom and dread at the thought of showing up for it? Will I be paid fairly? __________________ Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you.- Carl Jung

09-01-2008, 01:47 PM	#154
Cicero Looking forward to open mic night. Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: New Mexico Posts: 5,148	The quiet book store for minimum wage it is then! Thank you magic 8 ball! In case you were wondering:this won't prevent me from serving you a nice hot cup of stfu.:p __________________ Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you.- Carl Jung

09-01-2008, 02:05 PM	#155
sweetwater lives inside a Mobius strip Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 1,120	Magic 8 Ball, is there anything we should know about the whereabouts and fates of Magic Ball 1 through 7? __________________ I knew I shoulda taken that left turn at Albuquerque! - Bugs Bunny

09-02-2008, 11:49 AM	#157
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	__________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

09-29-2008, 03:34 PM	#158
Cicero Looking forward to open mic night. Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: New Mexico Posts: 5,148	Magic 8 ball- Is PETA ever going to be ethical? __________________ Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you.- Carl Jung

09-01-2008, 04:55 AM	#151
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Just to clarify, Magic 8 ball, we say the doctors as shorthand for The Doctors' Surgery - a place where a number of GPs practice. Seven in my case. This concentration means you can get an appointment same-day as long as you don't need to see a specific GP. It works wonderfully. Nerrrrrrrr. And the only way I'd catch an STD right now is... well - there isn't any way. I lose faith with your powers

09-29-2008, 03:36 PM	#159
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	majick eight ball, are you holdin'? __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

09-29-2008, 03:42 PM	#160
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	Magic 8 ball - Will Palin or Biden be president? __________________ Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012!

09-29-2008, 07:54 PM	#161
SteveDallas Your Bartender Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Philly Burbs, PA Posts: 7,651	Magic 8 Ball -- I don't have a question, I just wanted to thank you for dropping into the pocket when I was playing pool a couple weeks back. It was a tough shot.

09-30-2008, 12:14 AM	#162
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	Magic 8ball - will people ever learn the government is not designed or equipped to fix everything? __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

10-09-2008, 09:00 AM	#164
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Cicero, the House Committee on Strong Language has approved your full use of the F-word when discussing the situation you discussed above. But your restraint is noted. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

10-09-2008, 09:20 AM	#165
Pie Gone and done Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 4,808	Magic 8-ball, should we buy that house? Even in this economy? Or just keep pissing money down the rent rat-hole? __________________ per·son \ˈpər-sən\ (noun) - an ephemeral collection of small, irrational decisions The fun thing about evolution (and science in general) is that it happens whether you believe in it or not.

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