Stupid People - Page 8

lumberjim · 11-09-2007, 08:58 AM

i struggle with the utter lack of punctuation more than the caps....but it's funny if you can get the flow.

monster · 11-09-2007, 09:11 AM

it's the mean hurtful names bit that's so funny.

geek. cock.

ZenGum · 11-09-2007, 09:16 AM

It's extra funny that we started talking about it in the [ significant pause ] stupid people thread.

Normally I don't like even reading stupid flame wars. But normally they are about serious issues: abortion, middle east, etc. I'm actually finding it entertaining

(in a contemptuous way) to watch people go all out crazy hammer-and-tongs over football tipping. It's hard to think of something that matters less.

monster · 11-09-2007, 09:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZenGum

It's extra funny that we started talking about it in the [ significant pause ] stupid people thread.

I assumed that was deliberate.

Can we add people who insist on spelling out jokes to the list?

ZenGum · 11-09-2007, 10:11 AM

No! :p
:p!

Well, deliberate or not, I still though it was funny. My post was a non-copying reply to yours saying what was extra funny.

And once more for good measure :p !

[ mutter] call me stupid in my own damn thread, mutter mutter mutter [ /mutter]

bluecuracao · 11-09-2007, 11:26 AM

What's even funnier is that they will never notice us talking about them here.

Ha Ha!

(WHIP, I don't mean you of course)

11-09-2007, 11:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HungLikeJesus

rkz - The way you said that, combined with the BRAINS! comment in the other thread gave me an idea for a band name: Zombies for Jesus.

What do you think?

Give it some time; it will grow on you. I like the subtler implications.

I like it already. That and Jesus Porn.

lumberjim · 11-09-2007, 01:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bluecuracao

(WHIP, I don't mean you of course)

is this your way of saying that you DO mean me?

bluecuracao · 11-09-2007, 01:52 PM

Only if you're a Canadian.

Is that racist?

lumberjim · 11-09-2007, 02:19 PM

only if you really mean ' nigger' when you say Canadian.

binky · 11-09-2007, 02:48 PM

I heard from a demo lady at our local grocery store that the local homeless people pool their money to buy a costco membership and then go frequent the sample booths

ingenious

Sundae · 11-10-2007, 05:06 PM

I added W.HI.P (or however it's punctuated) to my List of Stupid People when he was insisting there was a conspiracy to prevent the two Sheffield teams EVER playing in the same league, and calling those who disagreed ignorant of their own country and the game they loved. They are both in same league this season. Meh, I am glad there's a silly flamefest over there.

Overheard on Bonfire Night - two women in the queue for the Ladies talking about potential men for one of the women. She was asking to be set up and stating her requirements. I wish I'd had a dictaphone, it was every shallow female personified, justifying herself with how hard she worked at the gym, how much care she took of herself and how expensive it was to live in London, "I mean I spent £200 just today!"

Sigh. I'm up with the sisters and all, but this woman got on my wick. May she get the shallow mate she deserves.

When I was back with HM & his bro I commented on it and laughed, "Well in ten years she'll be traded in for a newer model anyway!" Then we all realised we haven't managed the ten year mark ourselves. Stupid people.

Griff · 11-11-2007, 07:20 AM

I'd like to add two automotive stupid people. The clown speeding in the fog with the gray car with lights off and the human metaphor who was in the passing lane of a posted 65mph highway (as of about 2 years ago) self-righteously doing 55 with with a Bush / Cheney sticker in the window. Take in new information much?

ViennaWaits · 11-11-2007, 04:03 PM

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The clown speeding in the fog with the gray car with lights off

This guys isn't just stupid, he's dangerous. As a school bus driver, I've seen many kids come very close to getting plowed over by these people. The scariest part is, if you were in the passenger seat and said "Shouldn't turn on your lights?" this asshole would undoubtedly say "I can see just fine."

ViennaWaits · 11-11-2007, 04:07 PM

Quote:

"I mean I spent £200 just today!"

Adding her to your stupid people list might make you feel better, Sundae.

The only time I spend that kind of money in a day is if I'm paying bills or taking care of something big like a car repair or at the grocery. (IF I haven't been in a LONG time. LOL)

11-09-2007, 08:58 AM	#106
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	i struggle with the utter lack of punctuation more than the caps....but it's funny if you can get the flow. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

11-09-2007, 09:11 AM	#107
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	it's the mean hurtful names bit that's so funny. geek. cock. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

11-09-2007, 09:16 AM	#108
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	It's extra funny that we started talking about it in the [ significant pause ] stupid people thread. Normally I don't like even reading stupid flame wars. But normally they are about serious issues: abortion, middle east, etc. I'm actually finding it entertaining (in a contemptuous way) to watch people go all out crazy hammer-and-tongs over football tipping. It's hard to think of something that matters less. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

11-09-2007, 10:11 AM	#110
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	No! :p :p! Well, deliberate or not, I still though it was funny. My post was a non-copying reply to yours saying what was extra funny. And once more for good measure :p ! [ mutter] call me stupid in my own damn thread, mutter mutter mutter [ /mutter] __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

11-09-2007, 02:19 PM	#115
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	only if you really mean ' nigger' when you say Canadian. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

11-09-2007, 11:26 AM	#111
bluecuracao in a mood, not cupcake Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Philadelphia Posts: 3,034	What's even funnier is that they will never notice us talking about them here. Ha Ha! (WHIP, I don't mean you of course)

11-09-2007, 01:52 PM	#114
bluecuracao in a mood, not cupcake Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Philadelphia Posts: 3,034	Only if you're a Canadian. Is that racist?

11-09-2007, 02:48 PM	#116
binky all hollowed out Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Ridgecrest, CA Posts: 982	I heard from a demo lady at our local grocery store that the local homeless people pool their money to buy a costco membership and then go frequent the sample booths ingenious __________________ The meanest Mom EVER!!!!

11-10-2007, 05:06 PM	#117
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	I added W.HI.P (or however it's punctuated) to my List of Stupid People when he was insisting there was a conspiracy to prevent the two Sheffield teams EVER playing in the same league, and calling those who disagreed ignorant of their own country and the game they loved. They are both in same league this season. Meh, I am glad there's a silly flamefest over there. Overheard on Bonfire Night - two women in the queue for the Ladies talking about potential men for one of the women. She was asking to be set up and stating her requirements. I wish I'd had a dictaphone, it was every shallow female personified, justifying herself with how hard she worked at the gym, how much care she took of herself and how expensive it was to live in London, "I mean I spent £200 just today!" Sigh. I'm up with the sisters and all, but this woman got on my wick. May she get the shallow mate she deserves. When I was back with HM & his bro I commented on it and laughed, "Well in ten years she'll be traded in for a newer model anyway!" Then we all realised we haven't managed the ten year mark ourselves. Stupid people. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

11-11-2007, 07:20 AM	#118
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	I'd like to add two automotive stupid people. The clown speeding in the fog with the gray car with lights off and the human metaphor who was in the passing lane of a posted 65mph highway (as of about 2 years ago) self-righteously doing 55 with with a Bush / Cheney sticker in the window. Take in new information much? __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

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