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infinite monkey · 04-05-2011, 09:14 AM

It was pretty cool.

Sheldonrs · 04-05-2011, 09:40 AM

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Originally Posted by jimhelm

pah. hardly HoF worthy.

I agree. The pic of my finger in some guys ass...now THAT'S HOF worthy!

lol!!

jimhelm · 04-05-2011, 09:45 AM

certainly more penetrating

Spexxvet · 04-05-2011, 10:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Sheldonrs

I agree. The pic of my finger in some guys ass...now THAT'S HOF worthy!

lol!!

That's a shocker.

BigV · 04-13-2011, 12:10 PM

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BigV · 04-13-2011, 12:13 PM

footfootfoot made my day (and another richly deserved appearance in the Hall of Fame) with this post.

You have a deft touch, friend, and your post touched many. I wish to make a public validation of your invaluable contribution to our community. Thank you.

footfootfoot · 04-13-2011, 04:33 PM

I think you have skysidhe to thank. I'm pretty sure she linked it a few years ago.

But I'll accept this award on her behalf

Flint · 05-12-2011, 06:14 PM

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Originally Posted by footfootfoot

DanaC: I'm writing to Flint, see what you think, OK? "Dear Flint..."
Monster: Yeah?
DanaC: Well, that's it. I'm quite pleased with it so far.
Monster: Oh, well, it's a strong opening, certainly.
Infinite Monkey: I don't like the "dear". Sounds a bit too much like "will you go to bed with me?"
DanaC: Nicely spotted, Infinite Monkey. What do you think instead?
Infinite Monkey: What about "darling"?
DanaC: "Darling Flint..."
Lookout123: Oh, no, no, no, no! Not "Flint". It's far too crawly bum-lick. Tell it like it is, put "fascist bully boy".
DanaC: "Darling fascist bully boy..."
Monster: That's nice, yeah, so far so good, so what do you want to say?
DanaC: Well, basically I want to ask him if I can have, like, an extension on my overdraft, but I know there must be a better way of putting it than that.
Monster: Well, what about, "give me some more money"?
Infinite Monkey: "You bastard"
DanaC: Don't you think that's a bit strong?
Monster: No, DanaC, people like that respect strength.
DanaC: Yeah, you're right. "Darling fascist bully boy, give me some more money, you bastard..." Uh... "Love, DanaC."
Infinite Monkey: Not "love, DanaC"! That sounds far too much like "come and get it like a bitch-funky sex machine".
DanaC: Yeah, you're right. Uh... What about "yours sincerely"?
Lookout123: Oh, come off it, DanaC! If you're going to be that sycophantic, why don't you go there now and stick your tongue straight down the back of his trousers?
DanaC: Oh, look, I know, I know, why not put "boomshanka"?
Monster: Ahh... that's hard to tell, DanaC. What does it mean?
DanaC: It means "may the seed of your loin be fruitful in the belly of your woman".
Lookout123: Ah-ha! And WHAT makes you think your Flint's a man?
DanaC: His beard.
Monster: He'll never understand "boomshanka". You'll have to write the whole thing out.
DanaC: Right, okay, here we go. "Darling fascist bully boy, give me some more money, you bastard. May the seed of your loin be fruitful in the belly of your woman, DanaC."
Lookout123: Well, if that doesn't work, I don't know what will.
Monster: The only problem is we're running out of fuel. [scrunches the letter up and hands it to Infinite Monkey] IM, chuck it on the fire. [Infinite Monkey does so and all four scramble toward the fire, trying to get warm]

BigV · 06-07-2011, 01:49 PM

Thank you glatt for this clear, incisive, grown-up statement. You're right to focus on what's important, not just what's obvious. You set a good example for all of us.

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I give this as much weight as Arnold cheating on his wife.

Who gives a shit?

If I was the wife, I'd be pissed. If he was running for reelection, and I could vote in that election, I'd consider it along with everything else, and it would count against him. But I really don't care. If I were a woman who received one of these pictures, and I didn't want to receive it, then I'd also be pissed.

But I'm not any of those things, so I don't care.

I don't care if a politician lies to me about their personal life. It's none of my damn business. John Edwards had a love child? I don't care. He illegally used campaign contributions to pay the woman off, or something like that? Then I care.

If they lie about something related to their job, then it matters.

infinite monkey · 06-08-2011, 12:48 PM

Wow! I am consistently amazed at the wit and thought that goes into that thread. It's so often like...poetry.

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endorphins

http://www.cellar.org/showpost.php?p...ostcount=17819

footfootfoot · 06-08-2011, 09:37 PM

ensharks

monster · 06-08-2011, 10:42 PM

This.

infinite monkey · 06-09-2011, 07:31 AM

(nods knowingly)

And this.

sexobon · 06-09-2011, 11:24 AM

"Flash Mob" mentality takes root in The Cellar as a "This Mob" begins to assemble here.

infinite monkey · 06-09-2011, 11:29 AM

Another brilliant observation.

04-05-2011, 09:45 AM	#453
jimhelm a beautiful fool Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: 39.939705 Posts: 4,504	certainly more penetrating __________________ There's a Shadow just behind me. Shrouding every step I take. Making every promise empty, pointing every finger at me. _tool

04-13-2011, 12:10 PM	#455
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	(this post intentionally left blank) __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

04-13-2011, 12:13 PM	#456
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	footfootfoot made my day (and another richly deserved appearance in the Hall of Fame) with this post. You have a deft touch, friend, and your post touched many. I wish to make a public validation of your invaluable contribution to our community. Thank you. __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

04-13-2011, 04:33 PM	#457
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	I think you have skysidhe to thank. I'm pretty sure she linked it a few years ago. But I'll accept this award on her behalf __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

06-08-2011, 09:37 PM	#461
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	ensharks __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

04-05-2011, 09:14 AM	#451
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	It was pretty cool.

06-08-2011, 10:42 PM	#462
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	This. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

06-09-2011, 07:31 AM	#463
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	(nods knowingly) And this.

06-09-2011, 11:24 AM	#464
sexobon I love it when a plan comes together. Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 9,793	"Flash Mob" mentality takes root in The Cellar as a "This Mob" begins to assemble here.

06-09-2011, 11:29 AM	#465
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	Another brilliant observation.

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