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Old 08-29-2018, 02:35 PM   #691
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A free-standing shelf.
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Old 09-21-2018, 01:27 PM   #692
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I've apparently come to a point in my life where I have to add "treadmill lube" to my to-do list.
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Old 09-21-2018, 01:40 PM   #693
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I've apparently come to the point in my life where I've been made aware that treadmill lube is a thing.
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Old 09-21-2018, 02:24 PM   #694
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So I googled it. 100% silicone oil. You should be able to use it to remove scars too. It's the exact same stuff as ScarAway for one twelfth to cost.
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Old 09-30-2018, 10:07 PM   #695
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I think it's called ADHD because that's what their report cards look like. (currently AAADA in mine's case....)

Let's play spot the teacher who thinks he should just "focus" more rather than following the accommodations set down by the school support team -notably that homework assignments and deadlines should be in a written form..... (there has been recent improvement, I suspect the counselors may have looked at these grades and brought it to the attention of the teacher in question...but this is yet to show up in the grade.... sigh
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Old 10-06-2018, 08:36 PM   #696
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What might change with Kavanaugh on the Supreme Court?

Hmmm …

Pussy grabbing could become an Olympic sport.

Beauty pageant swimsuit competitions could be done away with, not the competitions, just the swimsuits.

#MeeToo might have to be written in all scarlet letters.

Bill Cosby could get another sitcom, in which he portrays a father figure, that's called Pudding Pop.

Football players could be denied medical coverage for knee injuries.

The FBI might have its name changed to the FBLI.

College students may have to sign NDAs.

The border wall could be extended around California's land border.

Julie Chen (Moonves) might be awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom.
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Old 10-07-2018, 01:39 PM   #697
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I'm betting that only people/organizations that follow such things very closely will know anything ever happened.
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Old 10-10-2018, 02:19 PM   #698
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Only 75 days until

CHRISTMAS!!!!

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Old 10-10-2018, 03:11 PM   #699
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Stop that. You stop that, right now, do you hear? I won't have it. I just won't.







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Old 10-10-2018, 03:15 PM   #700
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^^^ Seconded!
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Old 10-11-2018, 04:23 PM   #701
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Only 75 days until

CHRISTMAS!!!!

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Stop that. You stop that, right now, do you hear? I won't have it. I just won't.







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I got one! I got one!

Ooh, it's a two-fer.

Ya ever post looking for a specific response?

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Old 10-11-2018, 05:17 PM   #702
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I hate you.


See this:


That's my hate face.
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Old 10-11-2018, 11:29 PM   #703
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I am easily entertained sometimes.
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Old 10-14-2018, 05:10 AM   #704
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Only 75 days until

CHRISTMAS!!!!

Only 72 days until Christmas is over! Whoop!!!!!!!!!
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Old 10-25-2018, 06:13 AM   #705
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Welp, there goes my retirement. thanks Obama!
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