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Old 11-21-2013, 10:10 AM   #151
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What the hell is that shit?!

Was that from the "Just How Hard Can We Make The Simplest Fucking Thing On Earth" series? Hell, the guy coulda worked a Rube Goldberg machine in there, without raising the difficulty anymore.

Amateurs, pfft.
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Old 11-21-2013, 10:15 AM   #152
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I looked it up. He survived, and information is a little scarce on his current condition, but he apparently suffered a collapsed lung, and a bunch of bruising and a cut on his leg. He's out of the hospital now.
I could have included that info, I guess...Sorry.
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Old 11-21-2013, 10:25 AM   #153
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Here's the same crash, in slow motion. In a rough count, I count fourteen-sixteen times the top and bottom of that car swap places, barrel rolls and endovers combined.

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Old 11-21-2013, 10:32 AM   #154
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There's probably some rule that they pick up all the debris to prevent others from hitting it and also wiping out. That would be a sucky job that would take a couple days. A debris field at least half a mile long and a hundred yards wide.

You'd need to do it systematically to make sure you got everything. Maybe set out cones and just go back and forth with a pickup truck and a couple of guys, moving the cones 10 feet each time you finish a row.

And then you have to replace the divots.
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Old 12-04-2013, 01:43 PM   #155
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The vid does the 'splaining:



Also, that guy said the ball was "a foot" back from the post...Ain't you Brits on this here new-fangled "Metric System"?
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Old 12-11-2013, 12:38 AM   #156
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I looked it up. He survived, and information is a little scarce on his current condition, but he apparently suffered a collapsed lung, and a bunch of bruising and a cut on his leg. He's out of the hospital now.

His head was restrained in the car, so during all those rolls, it didn't snap around and break his neck. I'm surprised his brain didn't get literally scrambled though. I'd think flipping at that speed, his brain would turn to jello inside his skull.



cool video.

UNLIKE the egg, the guy's head is only rotating (roughly) in one direction. the egg REVERSES direction several times, and at high speed. it's that reversing that shears the liquid from the shell causing the mixing.
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Old 12-11-2013, 11:16 AM   #157
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Whatever that guy's head was doing, I guarantee, it was doing it "roughly".
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Old 12-25-2013, 12:57 PM   #158
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Old 01-23-2014, 12:41 PM   #159
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Old 01-31-2014, 04:16 PM   #160
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Yeah, good luck with that.

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Old 04-06-2014, 03:31 PM   #161
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Old 04-19-2014, 04:49 PM   #162
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Martin Maldonado knocks the hide off the ball. Literally.

Look at it: (watch the third baseman's expression when he picks up the ball for the throw to first, "WTF?")



Read about it.
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Old 04-19-2014, 05:20 PM   #163
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Also, what your face looks like after being kissed by a 90 mph fastball:

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Old 04-21-2014, 05:28 PM   #164
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re cover off the ball, that was priceless! I've heard that phrase a thousand times, and the announcers, for once, get to use their hyperbole in a factual way. Never before, and almost certainly, never again. pretty amazing.
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Old 05-14-2014, 11:25 AM   #165
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from GrindTV

Guy named Bill Harmon caught a new S.Dakota state record paddlefish.

127 pounds, 6 ounces!! Beat the old record by like 7 pounds. Took him four tries to get it into the boat.

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It took four attempts, but Harmon and his friend Justin Bryan finally pulled the whopper of a paddlefish into the boat, where they admired it for a couple of seconds before Harmon spoke:

“Now there is a big %$#@*&^* fish.”
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