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Old 11-05-2018, 07:09 PM   #1
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Survival

When the Migrant Caravan reaches our southern border, overwhelming the Border Patrol, and the National Guard, causing civilization to collapse, and great upheaval of life as we know it, you better have some skills.
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Old 11-05-2018, 07:12 PM   #2
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After basics you can make improvements...
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Old 11-05-2018, 09:19 PM   #3
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My list of survival skills includes marksmanship.
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Old 11-05-2018, 09:58 PM   #4
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My list of survival skills includes marksmanship.
Right?

My Mossberg 12-gauge is loaded and ready to go, just inside the front door (which is always locked). And with buckshot, precision isn't even that important.

Frankly, slamming a load into the breach is pretty much all it takes. Just ask my neighbor's kids.
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Old 11-05-2018, 10:06 PM   #5
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What is that log fire auto-loader, some sort of charcoal-making scheme?
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Old 11-06-2018, 02:24 AM   #6
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That's to pre-heat and dry the wood before it's fed continuously, to keep the fire going while you indulge in your chosen debauchery.
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Old 11-06-2018, 07:28 AM   #7
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My list of survival skills includes marksmanship.
I have that as well. It does remind me of the kid in Into the Wild who managed to kill a moose with a small caliber rifle but couldn't cure the meat.
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Old 11-06-2018, 12:25 PM   #8
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I hate fish hooks; no telling where the snare one would inevitably snag me.
Somebody got to the mountain oysters first.
Self-loading fire? Never leave a fire unattended. And with wood supports?

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Old 11-06-2018, 01:50 PM   #9
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Your link is missing the point, one of those brownish people running away from violence might have a cold and bring in germs.
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Old 11-06-2018, 05:01 PM   #10
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Good luck American gang. I hope you all make it through the impending invasion. Maybe you could dig a Trump Trench and fill it with water to make North America an island? Much easier to defend.
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Old 11-06-2018, 05:22 PM   #11
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Good luck American gang. I hope you all make it through the impending invasion. Maybe you could dig a Trump Trench and fill it with water to make North America an island? Much easier to defend.
Just waiting for the big one, when the whole west coast breaks off and floats away from the mainland.
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Old 11-06-2018, 07:33 PM   #12
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We have mostly water on the Mexican side, it's the Canucks that are a 1500 mile problem. Oh, plus you can see Russia from Sarah Palin's house.

The bottom line is, we have met the enemy and he is us.
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Old 11-09-2018, 10:19 PM   #13
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UT... here is a good explanation

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Old 11-10-2018, 10:26 AM   #14
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How cool was that!
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Old 11-10-2018, 01:12 PM   #15
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I'm pretty sure my first Boy Scout Handbook had that in it.
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