Tryouts! - Page 4

freshnesschronic · 09-23-2007, 12:24 PM

can't even protect your own son

lumberjim · 09-23-2007, 12:28 PM

wtf are you talking about?

xoxoxoBruce · 09-23-2007, 02:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Undertoad

The difference in this case is that I've listened to and liked some modern pop and hip-hop and whatnot, so I refuse this too-old title and judge Akon simply because he's crap.

Grandpa liked Pat Boone.

Bullitt · 09-24-2007, 04:42 PM

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Originally Posted by lumberjim

ow. my feelings.

Aww there there lj.. it'll be okay. You wants a ice cream?

lumberjim · 09-24-2007, 05:03 PM

ohmygod. i just watched the video of assnesscockfish dancing /\

i feel much better now. I didn't know i was being served by such a hip character. I understand it totally now. he has to keep his pimp hand strong after all. I hope he doesn't pull out his 9 and bust a cap in my ass or anything.

what moves he has. ::chills::

freshnesschronic · 09-24-2007, 05:33 PM

Better than a fat man who can't get his mind off cocks.

Jeboduuza · 09-24-2007, 05:43 PM

you got to admit.
"The kid can dance"

lumberjim · 09-24-2007, 05:56 PM

it is important for you to realize that the word 'cock' in the useage employed most frequently on the cellar is not that which implies an actual phallus. It is more of a ....general term. in other words, cock, one doesn't actually envision a penis when I use the word....unless i associate a possesive pronoun. like 'suck my cock', or here...'hold my cock a minute'.

So, it's really not an obsession with the male genetalia, so much as it is an ongoing joke that those of us with fully functioning humor glands employ and understand.

As for the Fat man comments, I'll just say that you would never say that to my face. I see that you could no doubt dance circles around me and you look better in a ball cap, and orange really does suit you....you look so......fresh!.......

but If i was standing there next to you in person, you wouldn't refer to me as the fat guy....it would be more like...'that big sonofabitch.'

Flint · 09-24-2007, 07:49 PM

what about ead?

monster · 09-24-2007, 08:30 PM

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Originally Posted by lumberjim

I see that you could no doubt dance circles around me and you look better in a ball cap, and orange really does suit you....you look so......fresh!........

Dancing? Orange? Asian?

wait a minute.....

or maybe this is more the style?

I found a Black Eyed Peas number too....

freshnesschronic · 09-24-2007, 08:33 PM

Ah yes, my fellow Pilipinos. Though they are inmates, they love to dance too.

monster · 09-24-2007, 08:47 PM

It almost make being an inmate look like fun. Except for the whole orange thing. I don't do orange.

Flint · 09-24-2007, 08:49 PM

Is this a form of rehabilitation? Involving the prisoners in a creative, group activity, giving them a sense of accomplishment?

monster · 09-24-2007, 08:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Flint

Is this a form of rehabilitation? Involving the prisoners in a creative, group activity, giving them a sense of accomplishment?

Pshaw, yeah. That or giving the commandant a major giggle.

monster · 09-24-2007, 08:53 PM

Tenko would've gone the extra season if they'd've thought of this.....

09-23-2007, 12:28 PM	#47
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	wtf are you talking about? __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

09-24-2007, 05:03 PM	#50
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	ohmygod. i just watched the video of assnesscockfish dancing /\ i feel much better now. I didn't know i was being served by such a hip character. I understand it totally now. he has to keep his pimp hand strong after all. I hope he doesn't pull out his 9 and bust a cap in my ass or anything. what moves he has. ::chills:: __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

09-24-2007, 05:43 PM	#52
Jeboduuza Custom User Title Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: de_dust Posts: 141	you got to admit. "The kid can dance" __________________ I do not agree with what you have to say, but I'll defend to the death your right to say it. -Voltaire

09-24-2007, 05:56 PM	#53
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	it is important for you to realize that the word 'cock' in the useage employed most frequently on the cellar is not that which implies an actual phallus. It is more of a ....general term. in other words, cock, one doesn't actually envision a penis when I use the word....unless i associate a possesive pronoun. like 'suck my cock', or here...'hold my cock a minute'. So, it's really not an obsession with the male genetalia, so much as it is an ongoing joke that those of us with fully functioning humor glands employ and understand. As for the Fat man comments, I'll just say that you would never say that to my face. I see that you could no doubt dance circles around me and you look better in a ball cap, and orange really does suit you....you look so......fresh!....... but If i was standing there next to you in person, you wouldn't refer to me as the fat guy....it would be more like...'that big sonofabitch.' __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

09-24-2007, 07:49 PM	#54
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	what about ead? __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

09-23-2007, 12:24 PM	#46
freshnesschronic Professor Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 1,555	can't even protect your own son

09-24-2007, 05:33 PM	#51
freshnesschronic Professor Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 1,555	Better than a fat man who can't get his mind off cocks.

09-24-2007, 08:33 PM	#56
freshnesschronic Professor Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 1,555	Ah yes, my fellow Pilipinos. Though they are inmates, they love to dance too.

09-24-2007, 08:47 PM	#57
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	It almost make being an inmate look like fun. Except for the whole orange thing. I don't do orange. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

09-24-2007, 08:49 PM	#58
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	Is this a form of rehabilitation? Involving the prisoners in a creative, group activity, giving them a sense of accomplishment? __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

09-24-2007, 08:53 PM	#60
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Tenko would've gone the extra season if they'd've thought of this..... __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

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