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Old 03-26-2009, 08:38 PM   #1
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Snark by dlisted:

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Isn't this how you eat a cheeseburger? You sit on a stoop, hike up your dress, spread your legs and devour that thing like it was a 9" dick. Just like a dick, that cheeseburger won't tell you it loves you, won't fucking touch your ass afterwards and won't even thinking of calling you the next day. Look, it even busted one on her leg and didn't apologize or give her a baby wipe.
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Old 03-26-2009, 08:45 PM   #2
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Old 03-27-2009, 03:10 AM   #3
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When she pulled up her dress a little bit...I thought she was going to make love TO THE BURGER. I almost died.

I think I should call my shrink.
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Old 03-27-2009, 10:01 AM   #4
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Just 'cause she likes it ... thick...


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Old 03-27-2009, 10:59 AM   #5
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Well, they know their audience. (Or they think they do.) (Or one very powerful executive has certain specific tastes, and the power and cash to have his imaginings filmed as commercials for the company.)
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Old 03-27-2009, 11:07 AM   #6
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There was a scene in Reaper this week where a demon girlfriend buried her face in a burger to avoid a discussion. It was cute and sexy.

Add those to the Paris Hilton commercial, and I think we have a meme.

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