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Old 04-27-2009, 04:25 PM   #1
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Sparkle treatment?

http://www.azcentral.com/ent/celeb/a...427tomcat.html

Tom Cruise has banned Katie Holmes from smoking
21 commentsApr. 27, 2009 08:06 AM

Tom Cruise has banned Katie Holmes from smoking.

The ‘Valkyrie’ actor is said to have been furious after discovering his actress wife – with who he has a two-year-old daughter, Suri – had taken up the deadly habit again and is now trying to force her into giving up cigarettes.

A source said: “Tom leads a very disciplined life and happily encourages Katie to follow Scientology and purification detoxes.

“He is livid she’s started smoking again and is doing everything he can to put pressure on her to quit what he calls a filthy habit."

This is not the first time Tom, 46, has tried to influence his 30-year-old wife’s behaviour.

It was recently claimed the ‘Thank You For Smoking’ actress underwent a 'Scientology Sparkle' makeover after her gaunt and unkempt appearance caused concern among leaders of the bizarre sci-fi cult she and Tom follow.

A source said: "The makeover was Tom and Church of Scientology leader David Miscavige's idea.

After Katie followed the Purification Rundown - an extreme detox where she had high doses of vitamins and spent five hours a day in a sauna - doctors and homeopaths were called in to maintain her looks and ensure her skin would not break out, a process dubbed the 'Scientology Sparkle'."

As part of the beautifying process, Katie enjoyed two days of pampering at the Tokyo Ritz Carlton spa, including hot volcanic stone massages, a rejuvenating facial and manicures and pedicures.


The more I hear about them, the more I believe this:

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Old 04-27-2009, 05:05 PM   #2
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Hey Tom? GO FUCK YOURSELF.

He's a fuckwad.
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Old 04-27-2009, 06:25 PM   #3
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FIVE HOURS A DAY IN A SAUNA? jeezus! I'm surprised she didn't keel over dead! That is DANGEROUS.

I think she is rebelling. I hate smoking too, but you can't force someone to be who you want them to be, you have to accept them for who they are. Personally, the more I learn about Tom the more I think he is a big fat control freak.
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Old 04-27-2009, 06:59 PM   #4
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A message to Tommy and those of his mentality:
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Old 04-27-2009, 07:14 PM   #5
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Okay, the stupidity of Scientology aside, I too would be pretty fucking pissed if my spouse suddenly took up smoking, and would do everything in my power to get him to stop.

On the other hand, I know he was never a smoker in the past. It doesn't say whether Katie quit after they were married or a long time ago--but dude, if your wife suddenly started smoking around your 2 year old kid, you wouldn't have a problem with that? Oh, and she's reportedly pregnant again as well. You cool with that, as her husband?

Sure, Cruise is still a nutjob, but this particular story doesn't do much to illustrate it, in my opinion.
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