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Old 04-08-2019, 01:47 PM   #5806
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Old 04-08-2019, 01:52 PM   #5807
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Old 04-09-2019, 01:04 PM   #5808
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Old 04-10-2019, 01:27 AM   #5809
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A handy guide to UK Pubs...
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Old 04-10-2019, 10:06 AM   #5810
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A handy guide to UK Pubs...
Becoming fewer by the day!

Pubs closing at rate of 18 a week as people stay at home

I do not partake of grain or grape, but jotting down all the pubs I can think of, we have nine in a parish of about 7,500 souls.
There's another three which spring to mind which have closed in recent years and one converted to a restaurant.

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Old 04-10-2019, 12:09 PM   #5811
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I do not partake of grain or grape,
I suppose you have to be prepared to act/react to commands 24/7, but really.
May the lord have mercy on your soul.
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Old 04-10-2019, 02:50 PM   #5812
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Old 04-10-2019, 02:59 PM   #5813
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Old 04-11-2019, 12:30 AM   #5814
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Old 04-11-2019, 05:16 PM   #5815
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My girlfriend asked me if I wished she'd been born with huge tits. I told her that the thought of a baby with huge tits was disturbing to me.
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Old 04-11-2019, 07:58 PM   #5816
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Sounds like a Steven Wright-ism.
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Old 04-14-2019, 01:03 PM   #5817
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Old 04-16-2019, 01:51 PM   #5818
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Old 04-19-2019, 06:43 PM   #5820
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In 1901 Uncle Julius got arrested for dressing like a woman. I wonder how they caught him?
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