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Old 06-26-2012, 05:28 PM   #46
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What a fun·gi, Undertoad is so full of himself he shits toadstools.
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Old 06-26-2012, 05:32 PM   #47
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Old 06-26-2012, 05:33 PM   #48
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plus, his ass is cockprone
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Old 06-26-2012, 05:41 PM   #49
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That's what I hear. "That Undertoad," they say, "that Undertoad, cockprone ass, he has"
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Old 06-28-2012, 10:26 AM   #50
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plus, his ass is cockprone
funniest thing I've heard all week
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Old 06-28-2012, 11:45 AM   #51
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difference between oral sex and anal?

Oral can make your day

Anal can make your hole weak
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Old 06-28-2012, 11:47 AM   #52
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You, sir, are a bass player.
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Old 06-28-2012, 05:54 PM   #53
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You're ugly, and your mother dresses you funny.
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Old 06-28-2012, 10:37 PM   #54
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You wish you were the bastard child of John R Sellers and Ibby, married to Merc and JBK was your firstborn.

What?
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Old 06-29-2012, 04:11 PM   #55
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Goddamn, that's going too far.
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Old 06-30-2012, 09:36 AM   #56
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Goddamn, that's going too far.
Yeah, should be marked NSFW or put in the tasteless humor thread. Think she kisses her mother with those fingers?
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Old 07-01-2012, 11:46 AM   #57
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Big D sang about you last night fancy boy.
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Old 07-01-2012, 09:14 PM   #58
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Your turtle farts in your general direction.
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Old 07-02-2012, 08:16 AM   #59
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You're tooooo nice.
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Old 07-02-2012, 10:36 AM   #60
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Ouch ! Sky, you too have gone too far...
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