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Old 07-14-2004, 03:06 PM   #31
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how long were his legs? if they were short too, perhaps he "kicked off?"
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Old 07-14-2004, 03:09 PM   #32
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how long were his legs? if they were short too, perhaps he "kicked off?"
Normal length legs, so he'd have to be pretty supple to do that. Anyway thanks for not being so grossed out you couldn't reply, LJ ...
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Old 07-14-2004, 03:15 PM   #33
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you'd have to get up pretty early in the morning to gross ME out. I'll tell you what grossed me out, though......the fact that a little cute girl like sparkz started this thread. As I said, girls don't poop. I refuse to believe it.
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Old 07-14-2004, 03:29 PM   #34
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As I said, girls don't poop. I refuse to believe it.
If you had daughters you would.
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Old 07-14-2004, 03:35 PM   #35
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well isn't this thread a mental image minefield.
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Old 07-14-2004, 03:39 PM   #36
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I have a daughter.(4yr old) One of her favorite tricks is to try to come into the bathroom while jinx is in the bath and take a big stinker. this is more of a philosophical "girls don't poop" ifa ya know whadd i mean. i realize that all animals poop, but can you picture .....say, Courtney Cox pinching a loaf? I can't. In fact, I've used poop therapy to help a friend that got dumped. He was totally in love with her, couldn't stop thinking about her, blah blah blah, so I'm like, "Dan. Whenever you start to think of her, just picture her taking a big dump." He said it helped.
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Old 07-14-2004, 04:25 PM   #37
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Remember though dar, daughters don't fall into the category of "girls that don't poop" since by definition the latter are supposed to be sexually attractive and in a father's mind his daughter is never ever attractive to anyone--or else.
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Old 07-14-2004, 04:46 PM   #38
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PRECISELY. Am I am once again impressed by your insight, clod.
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Old 07-14-2004, 06:16 PM   #39
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Ah. Then I'd have to say you used the wrong word. You should have said, "Women, especially hotties, don't poop".
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Old 07-14-2004, 06:23 PM   #40
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i stand ..or sit....corrected
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Old 07-16-2004, 02:11 AM   #41
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[quote=glatt]What's the big deal with the public bathrooms? As long as there are no visible soiled areas on the toilet seat, what's the problem? Just do your business, make sure not to touch your face, rub your eyes, etc. until you WASH YOUR HANDS. Then use a shirt sleeve or paper towel to open the door as you leave.

Right. Use paper towels to turn off the sink faucet if it's a manual one. No use washing your hands and then touching those things...I know, the water runs till you find yourself a paper towel and neither is eco-friendly but then again, neither is C. Diff.
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Old 10-10-2018, 01:53 AM   #42
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When I use a public restroom I try to put paper down on the seat!! (Just in case)

Anyway: Im a sitter......... I could not reach standing!
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Old 10-10-2018, 04:02 AM   #43
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I went into the men's room at the bar and there's a sign that said "Employees MUST wash hands."

I waited for a while, but, no employee came in, so I just went ahead and washed m'hands m'self.
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Old 10-10-2018, 03:56 PM   #44
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Ya its a good idea for EVERYONE TO WASH HANDS!!
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Old 10-12-2018, 03:31 PM   #45
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