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Old 11-07-2011, 11:15 AM   #181
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So, basically it's just Budweiser without the alcohol?
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Old 11-07-2011, 11:34 AM   #182
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Oh, snap!
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Old 11-07-2011, 04:47 PM   #183
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So, basically it's just Budweiser without the alcohol?
No, it's just Busch Light.
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Old 11-17-2011, 12:14 AM   #184
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Old 12-19-2011, 06:13 AM   #185
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I wouldn't have thought this would be in the hetero aisle...
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Old 12-20-2011, 12:46 PM   #186
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What about glow in the dark condoms? I just saw one online and I was astounded. O.O
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Old 12-20-2011, 01:27 PM   #187
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I wouldn't have thought this would be in the hetero aisle...
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someone PLEASE buy me that!
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Old 12-20-2011, 01:33 PM   #188
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taht's in the hetero aisle b/c , according to DH Lawrence, all you boys wanna touch dicks together.


Or wrestle naked.

course, DH Lawrence was a tool.
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Old 12-20-2011, 04:16 PM   #189
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taht's in the hetero aisle b/c , according to DH Lawrence, all you boys wanna touch dicks together.


Or wrestle naked.

course, DH Lawrence has a tool.
ftfy
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Old 12-21-2011, 04:23 PM   #190
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taht's in the hetero aisle b/c , according to DH Lawrence, all you boys wanna touch dicks together.


Or wrestle naked.

course, DH Lawrence was a raging inferno of homosexuality.
FIFY.
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Old 12-21-2011, 04:24 PM   #191
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I don't cross sabres.

I might rattle my own occasionally, but, no crossing sabres.

That's a rule.
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Old 12-27-2011, 05:21 PM   #192
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I knew of this product, but, I thought it might be new to some of you.
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Old 12-27-2011, 05:48 PM   #193
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I've purchased it. They sell it a Tractor Supply Company. The guy I gave it to LOVED it.

He was a sales mangler here when I started. He used to complain about getting monkey butt. You get it from sweating ... getting in and out of cars, walking around the hot blacktop in August... and then coming inside in the AC and that sweat drying... then repeating that several times a day.

I used to get it real bad between my upper thighs when I was a Masonry Laborer. It hurts like fuck. adult diaper rash. people look at you funny if you cry though.
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Old 12-27-2011, 06:48 PM   #194
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Old 12-28-2011, 11:26 AM   #195
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I've purchased it. They sell it a Tractor Supply Company. The guy I gave it to LOVED it.

He was a sales mangler here when I started. He used to complain about getting monkey butt. You get it from sweating ... getting in and out of cars, walking around the hot blacktop in August... and then coming inside in the AC and that sweat drying... then repeating that several times a day.

I used to get it real bad between my upper thighs when I was a Masonry Laborer. It hurts like fuck. adult diaper rash. people look at you funny if you cry though.
Ahhh....didn't know what monkey butt was.
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