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Old 09-16-2015, 04:33 AM   #16
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Yesterday I was late to the bus after work so I ordered a taxi driver. He asked me how I found the cab company's number and I told him on the internet, in my phone. His response was "There is also facebook", "What do you prefer? the internet or facebook?".... I then asked him a bit about his childhood and realized the man was in his 70s - came here in 1956 when he was 14 - He just looked remarkably healthy and young, would have never thought more then 50 from looking at him.

I always thought keeping fit with a job as a taxi driver would be very difficult - with all the overtime and sitting around, but he is doing better then I am.
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Old 09-16-2015, 03:31 PM   #17
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I thought it was Tuesday, until about an hour ago.

What the hell happened to Tuesday?

The first person that says Tuesday's Gone...I'm coming to your house and shit on your porch.

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Old 09-16-2015, 04:30 PM   #18
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Tuesdays gone man
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Old 09-17-2015, 12:48 AM   #19
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I will be surprised and full of awe if you took a shit on your own porch after that.
Double points if it was in a flaming bag and you've fall for it.
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Old 09-17-2015, 03:14 PM   #20
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I will be surprised and full of awe if you took a shit on your own porch after that.
Oh, I'm all about the shock & awe, brother, but, ya got me on that one. Would save me some gas, though. It's a long drive to Wisconsin.
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Old 09-17-2015, 03:19 PM   #21
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In the "Keen Links" thread I linked to an article about Joe Pesci.

I was surprised to find out that Joe Pesci can sing, not the best singer in the world, but, he can sing.

I was also surprised to learn that he was the guitarist for a group called 'Joey Dee & The Starliters', until they found a better guitarist, in the form of Jimi Fucking Hendrix.

Here's Mr. Pesci's rendition of "Got To Get You Into My Life"...It's...surprising.

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Ok, here is Mr. Pesci's rendition of "Got To Get You Into My Life".
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Old 09-17-2015, 03:29 PM   #22
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I wouldn't say he's a good singer, but he's better than I am.
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Old 09-17-2015, 03:51 PM   #23
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I watched all 5 hours of those debates last night, like a fucking dumbass. I am both surprised and ashamed.
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