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Old 12-18-2015, 01:11 PM   #1
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Deep Dick Confessions



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Old 12-19-2015, 06:59 PM   #2
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There was this miner, called Richard...
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Old 12-19-2015, 07:07 PM   #3
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Did he have a long shaft to go up and down?
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Old 12-19-2015, 07:23 PM   #4
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that and a donkey... jacket
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Old 12-19-2015, 08:01 PM   #5
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oh I'm glad he had some protection. Did he have a hard helmet?
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Old 12-21-2015, 04:02 PM   #6
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oh I'm glad he had some protection. Did he have a hard helmet?
No, but he has a hard head.

And is prone to motion sickness.
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Old 12-21-2015, 07:57 PM   #7
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You're familiar with the head of Dana's Dick?
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Old 12-21-2015, 11:41 PM   #8
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Didn't realize I was intruding.

I'll just take my dick and, uh...I'll just be over here...
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Old 12-22-2015, 10:03 PM   #9
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Well who doesn't love an intruder?
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Old 12-22-2015, 10:46 PM   #10
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The NRA.
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Old 12-23-2015, 05:23 PM   #11
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I've heard they are pretty quick to empty their load
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Old 12-23-2015, 06:53 PM   #12
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Well who doesn't love an intruder?
Surprise buttsex.
The gift you never knew you wanted.
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Old 12-24-2015, 07:46 AM   #13
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Nothing like an Intruder...<---Maybe Not From Work, or in front of Pastor Pete
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Old 12-24-2015, 01:44 PM   #14
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Why, Pastor Pete owns the company.
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Old 12-24-2015, 02:49 PM   #15
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Because if I didn't put that warning there someone would decide to climb up my ass about it...
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