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Old 03-02-2018, 06:44 PM   #61
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Can you get dishwashers that play porn?
Put some other detergent inside it. Then it will blow bubbles. Is that risque enough?
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Old 03-03-2018, 07:30 PM   #62
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Depends on Bubbles reaction.
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Old 03-04-2018, 05:43 PM   #63
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Can you get dishwashers that play porn?
If you can't then this is no longer Murka.
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Old 03-04-2018, 06:38 PM   #64
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Refrigerators will now play porn for reals.
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Old 03-04-2018, 07:55 PM   #65
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Refrigerators will now play porn for reals.
Only if hacked. Isn't that called a slasher movie?
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Old 03-04-2018, 09:56 PM   #66
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GE Struggles To Show It Still Has Magic Touch
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Old 03-05-2018, 09:21 AM   #67
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It's not that people doubt GE can still make and sell good products. This remains one of the biggest corporations in the world, with nearly 300,000 employees. But George says investors once looked to GE for something bigger, more exciting.
Trying to make stockholders happy has killed many good companies.
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Old 03-05-2018, 02:55 PM   #68
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Only if hacked.
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Old 03-05-2018, 08:24 PM   #69
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THIS. IS. MURKA!
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Old 03-05-2018, 11:34 PM   #70
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Steak and self loathing.
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Old 04-15-2018, 12:32 AM   #71
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dudes, tell me how shit this is.....

http://dishwashers.reviewed.com/cont...e554css-review

I posted a review rather than manufacturer's site because it's discontinued so manufacturer acts like it doesn't exist, and this seems to have the most actual spec info.

I found one left discoed at $620

It's the model above the one the sales guy at a different store was trying to sell me on (he showed me this -or the current version, and the extra $300 was not worth the extras....) (review gives RRP, they actually retail for around 950) t

It has all the good features I want -including a handle type I like which just isn't possible with the price bracket below, only missing the one feature of the lesser RANGE (third rack for spatulas etc) I was meh about ... and a little cheaper than the best price he gave me for the one in the lower range. Still covered by all warranties etc.

It is a fuck of a lot of $$ for a wishdosh, but I'm fed up with crappy ones...

So a good deal I think I'mm'a go for unless someone can tell me theirs bust in a heartbeat...

Engineer son and chief wishdosh installer approves, but he only saw shitty cellphone pix
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Old 04-15-2018, 09:25 PM   #72
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Well I bought it so here's hoping....
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Old 04-16-2018, 07:13 AM   #73
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Now you can tell us how it is.
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Old 04-16-2018, 09:55 PM   #74
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so far so good ....didn't fail to dry, no racks fell out, no dispensers failed to open.

Of course it's still sitting wrapped behind the front door waiting for Engineerboy to install it.

(I could install it and I'm pretty desperate for that to happen, but He has claimed His Territory, and far be it for me... <3 )
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Old 04-24-2018, 03:14 AM   #75
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Sign recently seen at the local Souplantation buffet restaurant:

BUSCO LAVAPLATOS
DISHWASHER WANTED

Guess it was accurate if the site manager wrote it and he was the only one in the place looking for a dishwasher -- though I think he half-Spanishly wrote he was seeking the machine. Not the guy -- lavaplatero or something like that. Well, I'm sure any confusion was soon straightened out. Well, it coulda been worse if he'd resorted to another idiom, like so...

SE BUSCA

"EL LAVAPLATOS"

!!VIVO O MUERTO!!

You'll just have to fill in the menacing "gun hands."
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