May 16, 2007: Bear kills moose in driveway - Page 2

ogwen69 · 05-22-2007, 07:28 AM

I'm surprised no-one has mentionned BBQ's moose for dinner....

Mind you, I think we should wait until the bear has had her fill don't you?

xoxoxoBruce · 05-22-2007, 12:03 PM

Unless you want to tartar with one hand and fight the bear with the other.

monster · 05-22-2007, 07:52 PM

I'm thinking more along the lines of bear bearnaise, myself. (of course I gotta wait for one of you gun-types to shoot the bugger first...

:p)

TheMercenary · 05-23-2007, 12:20 AM

Ummm... A bear rug in my future!

Cloud · 05-23-2007, 01:55 AM

my mind keeps stuttering over this title and sees something else. Bull Moose? Bear Moose? Moose kills squirrel?

Trilby · 05-23-2007, 04:13 PM

Funniest comment from the commentators: "The bear doesn't know it's a competition!"

Wow.

TheMercenary · 05-23-2007, 09:21 PM

That bear would be a rug in my house about a week after that pic was shot! Who is to say that next week it will not be back to rip your wife or kid out of the car for lunch?!! I say make him food for the crock pot.

SPUCK · 05-24-2007, 05:25 AM

um good point..

A friend of mine, Jay, north of Spokane had a deer hung next to his garage thru a gate across his driveway.

He needed some firewood that evening .
He shouldered his double bladed axe and strolled over to split a few pieces.
He opened his gate... A bear, the size of the one in this thread, was surprised while eating Jay's deer. The bear's hair stood up, he instantly dropped on all fours and charged Jay.

Jay in shock, and only about 6 feet away just grabbed the axe with both hands and swung. Total luck he hit the bear right-between-the-eyes. It crashed into him but never moved again.

He had to call a game warden and report it as a bear is big game requiring a tag etc. The game warden was there in an hour and was amazed. He gave Jay a bear tag on the spot saying he deserved it.

His garbage cans were there also. It could've been anyone just taking the garbage out, unarmed.

Shawnee123 · 05-24-2007, 08:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brianna

Funniest comment from the commentators: "The bear doesn't know it's a competition!"

Wow.

LOL...Dogs don't know it's not bacon!

xoxoxoBruce · 05-24-2007, 05:09 PM

Right, Spuck. If you feed them, they will come.
Hell, and I was all pissy about getting it from a skunk, while taking the garbage out.

05-22-2007, 12:03 PM	#17
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Unless you want to tartar with one hand and fight the bear with the other. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

05-22-2007, 07:52 PM	#18
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	I'm thinking more along the lines of bear bearnaise, myself. (of course I gotta wait for one of you gun-types to shoot the bugger first... :p) __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

05-23-2007, 12:20 AM	#19
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	Ummm... A bear rug in my future! __________________ Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012!

05-23-2007, 01:55 AM	#20
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	my mind keeps stuttering over this title and sees something else. Bull Moose? Bear Moose? Moose kills squirrel? __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"

05-23-2007, 04:13 PM	#21
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	Funniest comment from the commentators: "The bear doesn't know it's a competition!" Wow. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

05-22-2007, 07:28 AM	#16
ogwen69 Custom User Title goes here Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 42	I'm surprised no-one has mentionned BBQ's moose for dinner.... Mind you, I think we should wait until the bear has had her fill don't you?

05-23-2007, 09:21 PM	#22
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	That bear would be a rug in my house about a week after that pic was shot! Who is to say that next week it will not be back to rip your wife or kid out of the car for lunch?!! I say make him food for the crock pot. __________________ Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012!

05-24-2007, 05:25 AM	#23
SPUCK Professor Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 1,911	um good point.. A friend of mine, Jay, north of Spokane had a deer hung next to his garage thru a gate across his driveway. He needed some firewood that evening . He shouldered his double bladed axe and strolled over to split a few pieces. He opened his gate... A bear, the size of the one in this thread, was surprised while eating Jay's deer. The bear's hair stood up, he instantly dropped on all fours and charged Jay. Jay in shock, and only about 6 feet away just grabbed the axe with both hands and swung. Total luck he hit the bear right-between-the-eyes. It crashed into him but never moved again. He had to call a game warden and report it as a bear is big game requiring a tag etc. The game warden was there in an hour and was amazed. He gave Jay a bear tag on the spot saying he deserved it. His garbage cans were there also. It could've been anyone just taking the garbage out, unarmed.

05-24-2007, 05:09 PM	#25
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Right, Spuck. If you feed them, they will come. Hell, and I was all pissy about getting it from a skunk, while taking the garbage out. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

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