The Gun's Challenge to the Cellar Dwellers - Page 2

melidasaur · 09-01-2005, 05:19 PM

Well, let me just say that I am a total moron for even bothering to look at this thread and even bigger one for taking the time to reply to it.

I am reserving all name-calling of my reply to refer to myself only and no one else.

lumberjim · 09-01-2005, 05:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Happy Monkey

And of those three, Lumberjim is the only Democrat. Or at least he might be, but I know that Radar and Lookout certainly aren't.

What you (or at least the troll persona you're using) don't seem to get is that it's not your views that generate the name calling. The three people you listed couldn't have more different views from each other. It's your lack of style.

i honestly have no idea what i am . i'd have to say libertarian if pressed cuz i tend to agree with a lot of what radar and UT say. but i prefer to be a pickandchoosist as i am about religion.

oh, and right on about the new guy. it's not the message so much as the delivery. obviously a sociopath. probably a bed wetter, too.

Mr.Anon.E.Mouse · 09-01-2005, 06:19 PM

This is my new favorite thread. Thank you, Baby Jesus.

warch · 09-01-2005, 07:07 PM

Do you propose a debate about the use of names?

I suggest, although risky in abundance (like beading or colorful fringe), well done name calling (like a crisp corded edge) can bring much to a written debate.
Point 1: color and character, give it some zing and lubrication
Point 2: reveal underlying emotional content, to be used by either party in further volley
Point 3: derail the banter into more interesting tangents unconsidered beforehand

So what is well done?
1. Surprising associations
2. Timed and spare- you got to wait for it
3. Nested within a larger observation

Griff · 09-01-2005, 07:19 PM

stale flour tortilla breath

warch · 09-01-2005, 07:31 PM

Eh, ya sputterin gluttblower

zippyt · 09-01-2005, 08:31 PM

See how it works GUN , you take your self TOO seriously and you get fucked with !!!!!
Hell it was TOOOOOO EASY !!!!!!!

( Thanks folks , I knew NO body could resist messing with him )

You have to have a thick skin around here ,you ain't the first or the last to be cornfused or pissed off , as Splode said you ain't been around long enough to jump up there with the big dogs , lay back , chill , read some . comment little , throw a few jokes around , and DON'T just talk out of your ass , be able to cite your sorces for spefic info , be cause the reaseach center that is the body of the cellar will SMACK you DOWN !!! FAST !!!!!!!

09-01-2005, 08:44 PM

Well, this IS the dregs of the internet universe. The place is called "the Cellar," not "the Penthouse," for a reason. Give me a moment and I'll remember what the reason is. Meanwhile, I'm supposed to call someone a name? hmmmm...

OK, Lookout is a wussy boy who reads Canadian poetry! :p

lookout123 · 09-01-2005, 08:45 PM

Quote:

And of those three, Lumberjim is the only Democrat. Or at least he might be, but I know that Radar and Lookout certainly aren't.

What you (or at least the troll persona you're using) don't seem to get is that it's not your views that generate the name calling. The three people you listed couldn't have more different views from each other. It's your lack of style.

thanks HM. that was a more mature response than i was preparing.

NG you sound pretty bitter. do you feel inadequate in some way? maybe it's your rank? feel stuck as a SPC with that next stripe juuuust out of reach?

edit: oh, yeah i forgot to call you a name. cumbubble breath seems appropriate.

Iggy · 09-02-2005, 12:59 AM

Cock gobbler.

Gobble Gobble Gobble!!!!

(I couldn't resist joining in the fun)

NICOTINEGUN · 09-02-2005, 05:49 AM

Okay, I'm laughing. This is good stuff here. So here are some of my own

Fuck Chop

Ass Maggot

Ass Monkey

Ass Hat

Asshole Jerk

Dick Muncher

NASA Monkey-this is used to describe someone who has a job a NASA Monkey could perform. Only used toward the people who act like their job is very important and could not be performed by someone of lesser intelligence.

NICOTINEGUN · 09-02-2005, 05:54 AM

[quote=warch]Do you propose a debate about the use of names?

The point was debate with something profound. If I say something to the effect that Liberals have the tendency to jump to use the race card during elections, don't reply with, "You are dumb." Give me something, and then call me dumb.

barefoot serpent · 09-02-2005, 10:32 AM

Willie Horton

you dumb bunny you.

Trilby · 09-02-2005, 12:52 PM

Shut up, all you goddamn Hippies! Yer pissing me off!

bigw00dy · 09-02-2005, 01:00 PM

floppy beef-curtains

09-01-2005, 05:19 PM	#16
melidasaur Traded your soul for pogs. Join Date: May 2004 Location: Champaign, IL Posts: 646	Well, let me just say that I am a total moron for even bothering to look at this thread and even bigger one for taking the time to reply to it. I am reserving all name-calling of my reply to refer to myself only and no one else. __________________ I love England, what can I say?

09-01-2005, 06:19 PM	#18
Mr.Anon.E.Mouse Hiding behind a Belgian Chimay Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Northern California Posts: 92	This is my new favorite thread. Thank you, Baby Jesus. __________________ "Intelligence is the capacity to receive, decode and transmit information efficiently. Stupidity is blockage of this process at any point. Bigotry, ideologies etc. block the ability to receive; robotic reality-tunnels block the ability to decode or integrate new signals; censorship blocks transmission." -Robert Anton Wilson

09-01-2005, 07:19 PM	#20
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	stale flour tortilla breath __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

09-01-2005, 08:31 PM	#22
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	See how it works GUN , you take your self TOO seriously and you get fucked with !!!!! Hell it was TOOOOOO EASY !!!!!!! ( Thanks folks , I knew NO body could resist messing with him ) You have to have a thick skin around here ,you ain't the first or the last to be cornfused or pissed off , as Splode said you ain't been around long enough to jump up there with the big dogs , lay back , chill , read some . comment little , throw a few jokes around , and DON'T just talk out of your ass , be able to cite your sorces for spefic info , be cause the reaseach center that is the body of the cellar will SMACK you DOWN !!! FAST !!!!!!! __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

09-02-2005, 05:49 AM	#26
NICOTINEGUN Resident President Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 82	Ass Maggots Okay, I'm laughing. This is good stuff here. So here are some of my own Fuck Chop Ass Maggot Ass Monkey Ass Hat Asshole Jerk Dick Muncher NASA Monkey-this is used to describe someone who has a job a NASA Monkey could perform. Only used toward the people who act like their job is very important and could not be performed by someone of lesser intelligence. __________________ Hurricanes are racist!

09-01-2005, 07:07 PM	#19
warch lurkin old school Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Minnesota Posts: 2,796	Do you propose a debate about the use of names? I suggest, although risky in abundance (like beading or colorful fringe), well done name calling (like a crisp corded edge) can bring much to a written debate. Point 1: color and character, give it some zing and lubrication Point 2: reveal underlying emotional content, to be used by either party in further volley Point 3: derail the banter into more interesting tangents unconsidered beforehand So what is well done? 1. Surprising associations 2. Timed and spare- you got to wait for it 3. Nested within a larger observation

09-01-2005, 07:31 PM	#21
warch lurkin old school Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Minnesota Posts: 2,796	Eh, ya sputterin gluttblower

09-01-2005, 08:44 PM	#23
marichiko Guest Posts: n/a	Well, this IS the dregs of the internet universe. The place is called "the Cellar," not "the Penthouse," for a reason. Give me a moment and I'll remember what the reason is. Meanwhile, I'm supposed to call someone a name? hmmmm... OK, Lookout is a wussy boy who reads Canadian poetry! :p

09-02-2005, 12:59 AM	#25
Iggy Back and ready to tart up the place Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Kansas Posts: 850	Cock gobbler. Gobble Gobble Gobble!!!! (I couldn't resist joining in the fun)

09-02-2005, 05:54 AM	#27
NICOTINEGUN Resident President Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 82	Warch Speed Ahead [quote=warch]Do you propose a debate about the use of names? The point was debate with something profound. If I say something to the effect that Liberals have the tendency to jump to use the race card during elections, don't reply with, "You are dumb." Give me something, and then call me dumb. __________________ Hurricanes are racist!

09-02-2005, 10:32 AM	#28
barefoot serpent go ahead, abbrev. it Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Lawrence, KS Posts: 2,623	Willie Horton you dumb bunny you.

09-02-2005, 12:52 PM	#29
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	Shut up, all you goddamn Hippies! Yer pissing me off! __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

09-02-2005, 01:00 PM	#30
bigw00dy I'm here once in a while Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 458	floppy beef-curtains

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