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Old 11-19-2016, 02:39 PM   #511
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If I have to set this motherfucker on fire, it WILL be over 70 degrees in this house.
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Old 11-22-2016, 12:00 PM   #512
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Old 12-01-2016, 03:54 PM   #513
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Old 12-11-2016, 03:46 PM   #514
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Old 12-17-2016, 01:46 PM   #515
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Flint and tw are soulmates. They should get married. I know I would issue them a marriage license and sell them a wedding cake.
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Old 12-17-2016, 02:12 PM   #516
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Gee golly willickers sexobon you're the best and most bodacious of all the dwellars and this is the best of all the posts ever made by anyone ever in the history of man!!!!!!!

(Just trying to fit in...I really do luvz ya)
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Old 12-17-2016, 02:17 PM   #517
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I was possessed by the ghost of Christmas future.
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Old 12-17-2016, 02:20 PM   #518
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The Ghost of Christmas Future Perfect:

Flint and tw will have been soulmates. They shall have been married. I know I will have issued them a marriage license and shall have sold them a wedding cake.

(With apologies, and a marriage proposal, to Demetri Martin)
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Old 12-18-2016, 06:56 PM   #519
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Before you get married, you should know that he is severely--like can't be in the same room severely--allergic to peanuts.
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Old 12-18-2016, 09:16 PM   #520
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FYI, I love Cris Collinsworth
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Old 12-18-2016, 11:12 PM   #521
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Before you get married, you should know that he is severely--like can't be in the same room severely--allergic to peanuts.
Ugh. I love peanuts. Will i have to eat them in another building, and will he have peanuts envy?
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Old 12-19-2016, 09:24 PM   #522
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That certainly sounds like something he would do. Coincidentally, I just bought his book as a stocking stuffer for my stepson today. I don't know if he will like it, but if he's a good human being he will.
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Old 12-19-2016, 10:27 PM   #523
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I do love This is a Book. He is so funny!
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Old 01-07-2017, 08:55 PM   #524
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Why is it that the men no one wants to fuck are the most lecherous assholes? Hey, no one wants to fuck you. End of story. Stop being gratuitous and gross.
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Old 01-07-2017, 09:14 PM   #525
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