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Old 12-25-2017, 05:15 PM   #196
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Old 12-26-2017, 01:09 PM   #197
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Old 12-26-2017, 01:59 PM   #198
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Old 12-26-2017, 02:16 PM   #199
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Looks like he stuck the landing after the dismount.

Too bad it was on his head.
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Old 12-28-2017, 01:48 PM   #200
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... and on the UPside escalator. Wince!
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Old 12-28-2017, 02:05 PM   #201
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The joys of late night travel on the London Underground.

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Darts fan filmed sliding down Tube escalator in viral clip viewed 10m times 'I had 10 pints and thought, why not?'

Tube safety bosses warn against copycat pranksters


After downing ten pints of beer at the darts, it probably seemed like a good idea.

But as these images show, Freddie Andrews’s decision to slide down a Tube escalator backfired in spectacular style.

Dressed in a football kit, the 22-year-old from Tonbridge, Kent leapt on to the metal chute between two escalators as a prank.

But it quickly went wrong as he first smashed his private parts into one of the emergency stop buttons - while his friends laughed hysterically.

As he gathered pace, he then slid another 40ft before hitting a metal sign and was catapulted headfirst into the opposite escalator, landing at the feet of a surprised commuter.

The stunt at London Bridge station on Wednesday night was filmed by one of his friends

Asda worker Mr Andrews said he instantly regretted the stunt as he began sliding down, but was unable to stop himself.

He told the Standard: “I was that drunk - I’d had about 10 pints - the escalator was free and I thought, ‘why not?’

“It was faster than I thought it would have been. But as I was sliding I couldn’t stop myself and had no choice.

“I did regret it.”

Mr Andrews and friends were on their way home from watching the PDC World Championships at Alexandra Palace.

He said at the time, he did not feel any pain because of how much he had had to drink.

However the next day, he was barely able to walk.

“I was so drunk I did not feel a thing until I woke up yesterday and could not move.”

He added: “My family think I was an idiot. But now it’s happened they think it’s really funny.

“I wouldn’t recommend it to anyone else though.”

The video, which has gone viral, has been viewed online nearly 10 million times.

One viewer called it “the best thing I’ve seen in 2017.”

London Underground has previously criticiseds people tempted to take the quick way down

A spokesman said: “Safety is our top priority and pranks like this are dangerous for not only those involved but also to other customers.

“We have frequent PA announcements reminding customers to be careful when using escalators, and we also run safety campaigns throughout the year to encourage customers to take care whilst traveling on our network.”
Stills and the original video here: Evening Standard
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Old 01-03-2018, 02:28 PM   #202
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Hummingbird

Everyone loves Hummingbirds... yes you do.
They are like flying jewels, so pretty, and so quick, but alas they are gone so fast.
The obvious solution is to have a pet hummingbird, but they are hard to keep in captivity because of their needs.
And the truth is they are savage little assholes, vicious and aggressive.
But cheer up Bunkie, here's the solution, build your own.







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Old 01-03-2018, 09:06 PM   #203
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Cam on man. All those gifs and you just lever right there with precious little linkage?
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Old 01-04-2018, 09:00 AM   #204
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How do you go about designing one of those? Is there a CAD program that has an animation mode so you can see how gears interact as you build up a complex system?
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Old 01-04-2018, 09:06 AM   #205
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That wing movement in the last GIF is amazing.
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Old 01-04-2018, 10:11 AM   #206
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How do you go about designing one of those? Is there a CAD program that has an animation mode so you can see how gears interact as you build up a complex system?
However you do it, it takes 700 hours.

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Make your own! Woodworking plans are available at http://www.derekhugger.com/colibri.html Colibri is a wooden kinetic sculpture that simulates the motion of a hummingbird in flight. Every element of motion has been completely mechanized, from the beating wings to the flaring tail. Intricate systems of linkages and cams bring the sculpture to life with a continuous flow of meticulously timed articulations. As each mechanism has been linked to the next, Colibri cycles through its complete range of motions by the simple turn of a crank. This project is my eighth woodworking design project and is by far the most complex project I've done so far. From start to finish, Colibri took me about 700 hours.
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Old 01-04-2018, 03:30 PM   #207
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Cam on man. All those gifs and you just lever right there with precious little linkage?
Heim not gonna comment on that, I know it's just your pinion.

I worked hard for that.
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Old 01-04-2018, 05:17 PM   #208
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Here is an interview with Derek Hugger.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gI4Gih4U-Lc
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Old 01-07-2018, 11:41 PM   #209
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Old 01-08-2018, 02:39 PM   #210
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Is that Munch's The Scream on the shoulder of the right-hand figure?
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