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Old 09-06-2018, 06:08 AM   #16
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Well-weathered leather
Hot metal and oil
The scented country air
Sunlight on chrome
The blur of the landscape
Every nerve aware
Red Barchetta
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Old 09-06-2018, 05:33 PM   #17
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5) Finish the limerick, please
There was a young midwife from Perth
Who attended a difficult birth
When interviewed later
she said the new mater
___ ____ ____ ____ _____ ____
you need 9 syllables in that last line to make it sound right


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6) Ware do you register at on the grammar nazi scale (1-10) ?
I guess about an 8 after that....




There was a young midwife from Perth
Who attended a difficult birth
When interviewed later
she said the new mater
had a crater the girth of the earth
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oh, no. wait. the opposite of that.
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Old 09-18-2018, 06:34 PM   #18
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10) What is the cutest animal you have eaten?
Toss up between rabbit and squirrel.
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Old 09-18-2018, 06:38 PM   #19
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you need 9 syllables in that last line to make it sound right...
Remember to rhyme on the and.
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