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Old 06-02-2014, 08:26 PM   #121
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I wonder if hosing off that concrete would be tampering with evidence?
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Old 07-21-2014, 10:57 AM   #123
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Without the safeguards of civilization, she'd be dead in a week.
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Old 07-21-2014, 02:30 PM   #124
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You're talking about me again, aren't you?
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Old 10-03-2014, 01:41 PM   #125
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Get a load of this fucking idiot. Man, this guy loves himself like no woman ever will.



Man, I'm glad this guy was here to tell me everything that's wrong with America. Without him, who'd a-known?

Thank God for conceited, convinced, stuck-up, judgmental, fucking assholes. Where would we be without them?
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Old 10-03-2014, 01:59 PM   #126
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Wow. Dude really likes himself.

How many times do you think he watched that video after he shot it? Just admiring himself, slowly drinking form that coffee mug.
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Old 10-03-2014, 03:54 PM   #127
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How many times do you think he watched that video after he shot it?
You mean til he stopped beating off to it?

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Old 10-03-2014, 06:42 PM   #128
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He makes money every time you play it. Don't play it.
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Old 10-04-2014, 03:19 AM   #129
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I got about 30 seconds in and had to stop watching. He was just tooo irritating and I was annoyed that he had appropriated Williams for whatever his cause is.

Don't suppose someone could give me a summary of his main point?
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Old 10-04-2014, 10:21 AM   #130
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Here is his main point:

I am a superior being.

Translated: the man is an asshole. And he drinks coffee in a meaningful way and likes to use one-handed air quotes.
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Old 10-04-2014, 01:52 PM   #131
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Prototypical douchebag.
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Old 10-15-2014, 12:54 PM   #132
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Me.
I'm at a meet & greet for a group who I sort of know about half of them and talking to a guy I don't remember seeing before but may have.
Out of the picture window I see a woman coming across the parking lot. She is pretty, but beyond that, beautiful in that she's dressed to the nines, impeccably coiffed, perfect make-up, all the feminine tricks except photoshop.

So I say, "Whoa, I hope she's the entertainment."

He says, "That's my wife."
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Old 10-15-2014, 12:56 PM   #133
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BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Old 10-15-2014, 01:00 PM   #134
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Awesome.
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Old 10-15-2014, 01:20 PM   #135
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But what happened next, Bruce?

How long do we have to wait for the next embarrassing... er, I mean exciting episode?
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