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Old 08-08-2017, 03:49 PM   #12196
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I heard that you wake with a boner, but it is only good for 3 seconds.
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Old 08-08-2017, 04:28 PM   #12197
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3 seconds? I should be so lucky.
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Old 08-15-2017, 11:02 AM   #12198
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Old 08-15-2017, 11:35 AM   #12199
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Bathroom in a ship like this?

Perhaps not that one exactly, though:
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There are two heads (bathrooms) on-board, two showers, but only one that can be used in the vertical and one that can be used in the horizontal position.
But maybe they both have double sink, and it's only the shower and toilet that are one-way.


I wouldn't leave the lid off that soap if I were them.
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Old 08-15-2017, 12:02 PM   #12200
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Old 08-15-2017, 12:03 PM   #12201
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I'm impressed with the plumbing, by the way. Never seen shutoff valves in a drain pipe before.
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Old 08-17-2017, 03:04 PM   #12202
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Old 08-22-2017, 03:21 PM   #12203
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Filename says 'rainornorthkorea':

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Old 08-24-2017, 09:36 PM   #12204
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BIG microburst?
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Old 08-26-2017, 02:49 PM   #12205
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Florida police fatally shoot woman threatening suicide

If ya just waited a minute, wouldn't that have been less paperwork?

I wonder if she left a thank you note?

"If you try suicide in our county, we will kill you."

Attempted suicide, a crime punishable by death.

Thanks, I'm here all week. Try the waterboarded squrl.
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Old 09-01-2017, 12:16 PM   #12206
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Yeah, do you remember two years ago, right after the terror attacks in Paris, when 'We Were All Charlie Hebdo'? Because evidently they don't. But they're French. So you know, what did you expect from those bunch of pussies?
~Ernie's House Of Whoop-Ass

Fuck you France. Wonder how your world would be different if you had taken that stance in the 40s?
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Old 09-01-2017, 12:51 PM   #12207
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That's the annoying thing about equal-opportunity offenders... how offensive they can be.
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Old 09-01-2017, 04:00 PM   #12208
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It's not offensive to me, though it's largely inaccurate. Houston's a majority-minority city that historically swing-votes and most recently voted blue. You'd have to flood the rural parts of Texas to get any good Nazi drownin'.
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Old 09-01-2017, 04:58 PM   #12209
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Man becomes mayor of Hell, bans heterosexuals, is immediately impeached.
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Old 09-01-2017, 05:02 PM   #12210
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no worries, i found it.
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