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Old 01-07-2019, 10:08 PM   #5701
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Old 01-11-2019, 12:10 PM   #5702
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That last image does it for me, pushed right into LOL.
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Old 01-11-2019, 03:47 PM   #5703
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I live in a rural area and the farmers are diversifying into a taxi type service using tractors and potato wagons.

It's called Tuber.
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Old 01-11-2019, 06:30 PM   #5704
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Bad, Gravdigr Bad!!!
LOL I've had that same conversation.
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Old 01-12-2019, 03:00 PM   #5705
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Bad ME?!?

Did you see what Carruthers just did?
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Old 01-12-2019, 03:12 PM   #5706
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Old 01-12-2019, 03:34 PM   #5707
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I read an article the other day about some academic or other who had been researching the novels of Bram Stoker.

He deduced that Dracula was only 2ft 6in tall.

Apparently he was an extremely low blood count.
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Old 01-12-2019, 03:38 PM   #5708
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I thought he looked a little anemic.
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Old 01-12-2019, 11:58 PM   #5709
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Old 01-14-2019, 05:29 PM   #5710
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Me at REI an hour ago, trying to return a pair of winter boots that had just delaminated and got my foot soaking wet as I walked through some slush. "I don't have the receipt, but bought these boots a couple of years ago and now they are falling apart. I would like to return them."

Clerk after looking up my membership number purchasing history: "Yes, I see, you purchased these in 2006. They are over 12 years old. We have a one year return policy. Maybe try some Shoe Goo."
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Old 01-14-2019, 10:05 PM   #5711
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I live in a rural area and the farmers are diversifying into a taxi type service using tractors and potato wagons.

It's called Tuber.
Tractor Uber, I like it!
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Old 01-15-2019, 02:27 PM   #5712
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Maybe try some Shoe Goo.
Pretty good stuff. Has its uses beyond gooing shoe.
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Old 01-15-2019, 02:28 PM   #5713
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Tractor Uber, I like it!
Tater uber.

Tubers - taters
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Old 01-15-2019, 02:28 PM   #5714
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Maybe it's a tater tractor, idk.
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Old 01-15-2019, 05:56 PM   #5715
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