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Old 06-04-2008, 03:34 PM   #31
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I thought his bicyclist was killed in the World Trade Center....
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Old 06-04-2008, 05:11 PM   #32
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I don't care if Mexico is across the street, if you go to Mexico to ride a bicycle, you can go take a flying fuck at a rolling donut. (Unless, of course, you come back with your bike tubes stuffed fulla weed, or coke...)
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Old 06-04-2008, 07:29 PM   #33
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Isn't is ironic that people with no sense of humor are hilarious?
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Old 06-04-2008, 07:33 PM   #34
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LJ, sometimes I think you're all right.

This isn't one of those moments.
maybe if you ate a dick you'd see my comment in a different light?
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Old 06-04-2008, 07:45 PM   #35
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lumberjim, are you saying that these cyclists are of a type who constantly cause near accidents by breaking the law or riding in an unsafe manner? Or are you arguing that their mere presence on certain roads is unsafe and puts the burden of responsibility on them in case of a collision?

fisrt off, for all of you who are too stupid to detect irony, I personally believe that the driver should be exterminated for his deeds. These bicyclists were doing it right, and OBVIOUSLY didn't have this coming.

that said......Don't you just fucking hate bicyclists? here's a list of why jinx and I hate them:

1. they always choose 'Creek Rd' to ride on. trust me, there are 3 different Creek Rds near here, and they plague all 3.

2. the sexy little outfits they wear just smack of effort

3. dar512 is a dirty bitch

4. they cop a fucking attitude when you graze them with your passenger side mirror and blow your horn while you flip them the bird and scream. (another joke, dumbass)

5. Aliantha can suck it.

6. They're attention whores who want everyone to look at their asses,.

7. the stick up Dana's ass has a stick up its ass.

8. theyre too cool for the 'bike lane'!

9. nephtes likes little boys

10. eat me.
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Old 06-04-2008, 08:17 PM   #36
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LJ, you have the hots for people in biker shorts. Admit it.
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Old 06-04-2008, 08:18 PM   #37
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ah, shut your beer hole.
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Old 06-04-2008, 08:25 PM   #38
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lol...touchy touchy.

I'm sure you weren't the only one thinking they had it coming Jimbo. I'm pretty sure you had company in that thought. Take some comfort in that.
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Old 06-04-2008, 09:15 PM   #39
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How in the world is anyone supposed to see the irony in this? Where is the hint that would tell us this comment was made with a wink and a nudge? I'm sure you could pull this off in person, LJ, but it doesn't come through in text.

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they had it coming. you know these are the schmucks that normally ride on roads that follow creeks through the woods that have no shoulder.....that constantly cause near accidents, and then give you attitude for blowing your horn as you pass them. yet another reason that i wish i kept a paintball gun in my car.
Having said all that, I really apologize.

'Cause I never would have criticized you like that if I knew it was your time.
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Old 06-04-2008, 09:16 PM   #40
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I don't know what you're complaining about, Ali, they're all upside down which must look just right to you.... They're a bit bumpy, thoughy, could probably use a whisk....

srsly though, that cop car sucketh. Surely the reason the baconwagon is there is to warn oncoming traffic and protect the cyclists? Doesn't look like it was doing either. Shoulda been further forwards and more in front.
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Old 06-04-2008, 09:24 PM   #41
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How in the world is anyone supposed to see the irony in this? Where is the hint that would tell us this comment was made with a wink and a nudge? I'm sure you could pull this off in person, LJ, but it doesn't come through in text.

I think i need to put those penis tips back.. C'mon. Would anyone -ANYONE- really blame the cyclists? Please.

Oh wait.... let's take a different tack. Maybe, if you took that comment at face value, it means you can see grounds for blaming the cyclists.... maybe, deep down, you really think they HAD IT COMING, but know that's the wrong thing to admit. Maybe you protest too much?


<<<<---- JK smiley hint
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Old 06-04-2008, 09:33 PM   #42
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How in the world is anyone supposed to see the irony in this? Where is the hint that would tell us this comment was made with a wink and a nudge? I'm sure you could pull this off in person, LJ, but it doesn't come through in text.



Having said all that, I really apologize.

'Cause I never would have criticized you like that if I knew it was your time.


dar, you could become a walking time bomb if that sand does not get released!
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Old 06-05-2008, 08:42 AM   #43
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9. nephtes likes little boys
I like a little boy, is that what you meant?

Otherwise you'll have to spell it out for me, I'm not sure I follow.

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Old 06-05-2008, 09:38 AM   #44
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that's a cute friggin kid, thar.
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Old 06-05-2008, 11:41 AM   #45
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Would anyone -ANYONE- really blame the cyclists? Please.
No. Not even LJ.

But I do think LJ has an issue with cyclists. Putting that rant in this thread seemed pretty cold-hearted.
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