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Old 08-15-2011, 06:48 PM   #76
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Old 08-15-2011, 07:05 PM   #77
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I tell myself that I'll just store my Chi. ...but I know me. this thing will go off while I'm cleaning it, no doubt. ....it can have a hair trigger some mornings.
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Old 08-15-2011, 08:12 PM   #78
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Ahh to be young again.
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Old 08-15-2011, 10:05 PM   #79
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I'm still solitary location-wise though there is someone in my life I care about who lives too far away.
sorry, honey, maybe I can get over there in September......
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Old 08-15-2011, 11:31 PM   #80
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I'm still solitary location-wise though there is someone in my life I care about who lives too far away. Maybe that's one way I can be very very careful still.

Does this guy have a Panda suit and hang out at the old sewage lagoon?
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Old 08-16-2011, 12:07 AM   #81
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guy?
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Old 08-16-2011, 01:07 AM   #82
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guy?
my bad. i didn't know she is a switch hitter. now my heart is broken because i felt we had a connection. sigh
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Old 08-16-2011, 08:47 AM   #83
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monster's just fantasizing again. She does this from time to time. Then she realizes it is but a dream, and I am unattainable on every level.

Yeah, it's a curse. I was talking to my ex and the subject of this mutual friend came up and I told my ex that the guy's in love with me. The ex said "Well duh, who isn't?"

Who isn't, indeed.











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Old 08-16-2011, 09:44 AM   #84
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classicman?
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Old 08-16-2011, 09:44 AM   #85
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but then,... I'm not so sure, LOLZIE
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Old 08-16-2011, 10:24 AM   #86
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Snort snicker lol.

You just KNOW UG is.
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Old 08-16-2011, 06:43 PM   #87
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What's bumming my stone?

My neighbors. They're fighting. Loudly. Profanely. Now, I got nothing against the use of profanity, hell, I'm a Pro Cusser League veteran. But, not out in public. Most of the time. This morning they were in the driveway at 7:45, full throttle. I came out on my front porch and just stared at them while they fought.

When she drove up the street, going to work I suppose, her husband gave me the stink-eye as he went toward his door. I smiled a big friendly smile, and quoted a line form "Blazing Saddles".

I said, in my cheeriest voice, mind you: "Good Morning Jerry. And isn't it a lovely morning?"

He didn't say anything.
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Old 08-16-2011, 06:45 PM   #88
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...I told my ex that the guy's in love with me. The ex said "Well duh, who isn't?"...
Was he using the sarcasm font?
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Old 08-16-2011, 09:19 PM   #89
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No, he was using your mom's font.
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Old 08-16-2011, 09:50 PM   #90
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I hope he wiped it afterwards
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