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Old 10-07-2010, 12:30 PM   #46
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But your cardboard won't fit in your pocket will it?
(you haven't see the Paper Towel infomercial, have you?)
I have great big pockets!

No, I haven't seen that 'mercial. Is it a Ronco product? Does it really really work?
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Old 10-07-2010, 12:47 PM   #47
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no - its a take off on the sham wow -

MUST HAVE SOUND
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Old 01-13-2011, 05:08 PM   #48
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Product To Avoid

So, I bought this pretty cheap ($8.99/liter) bottle of vodka New Year's Eve. I took one shot, one, and immediately went for the orange juice. Must mix, no shots. Then I looked at the label. No wonder it tastes like lighter fluid. I had (inadvertantly) purchased a bottle of fine Kentucky vodka!? W.T.F.

Taaka - must be Russian for thoroughbred piss.
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Old 01-13-2011, 05:15 PM   #49
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maybe we should email that post to taaka@sazerac.com?
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Old 01-13-2011, 05:16 PM   #50
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well, they do love to hear from their customers!
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Old 01-14-2011, 02:24 AM   #51
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Yeah, but he's not a customer any more.
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Old 02-26-2013, 04:09 PM   #52
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Something else I won't be drinking again as long as I live:

Fat Tire Amber Ale

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Beautiful labels & cartons, but .
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Old 02-26-2013, 04:31 PM   #53
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Old 03-03-2013, 06:43 AM   #54
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I had to look this up.
Anal leakage.

Nice.
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Old 03-09-2013, 11:17 AM   #55
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Yep. Gotta pass on the escolar.
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Old 03-20-2013, 12:22 PM   #56
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So which bulbs do you choose ?

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Here is a link to a comparison chart that may be useful...
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Old 03-20-2013, 12:30 PM   #57
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So which bulbs do you choose ?
Since I don't know what any of that means or what the implications to my life might be, I'll have to answer "I dunno."
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Old 03-20-2013, 12:35 PM   #58
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LEDs have a lot of promise, and they keep getting better. But the purchase price is still very high, and the color of the light is critical. Most of the LEDs out there are too blue. And most are spotlights instead of globe lights. I think they are still not ready for prime time.

Also the chart lists 100 and 150 watt bulbs under the incandescent column, but you can't buy those any more. I think even 75 watt bulbs are off the shelves now.
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Old 03-20-2013, 12:37 PM   #59
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30 bulbs, who are they talking about, Al Gore?
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Old 03-20-2013, 12:41 PM   #60
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What are the beady little headlights in the luxury cars made of? They're pin-pointy, too bright, and if one is following you you are blinded in intervals as the car goes over various bumps.

I don't want those. Those can bite me.
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