The 'What the fuck!' thread - Page 80

Kagen4o4 · 03-14-2006, 06:00 PM

just because youre the son of a hairdresser doesnt mean you know how to cut hair

busterb · 03-14-2006, 06:03 PM

If a cat has kittens in the oven, don't make them biscuits.

Trilby · 03-14-2006, 06:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Kagen4o4

just because youre the son of a hairdresser doesnt mean you know how to cut hair

I believe his magic powers were inherited.

Kagen4o4 · 03-14-2006, 06:47 PM

maybe the godly gene is submissive to the more dominant human gene

capnhowdy · 03-14-2006, 08:38 PM

designer genes? Let's hit the runway.

Kagen4o4 · 03-14-2006, 10:42 PM

"intelligent designer genes" by CK

sandypossum · 03-15-2006, 06:21 AM

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dear jesus, spiritually physically, finacially. please dear lord, this letter. in this ones life the desires of the heart. we pray bless this letter. amen.

Hey, it all makes sense with a little translation. I sought the help of the wee babelfish (English to German to French to Greek to English) and got this:

the expensive Jesus, enterprises naturally, finacially. asks the expensive Lord, this letter in them lives the wishes of heart us asks blesses this letter amen.

See? That's a lot more honest, isn't it.

RaisenOx · 03-15-2006, 11:37 AM

Ha, I got one of those letters. It came with a "prayer rug". This was basically an optical illusion. It had a picture of Jesus with his eyes closed. If you stared at it long enough Jesus would appear to open his eyes and stare back at you. This means you're blessed and should send the church money right away.

Trilby · 03-15-2006, 12:02 PM

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Originally Posted by RaisenOx

It came with a "prayer rug". This was basically an optical illusion. It had a picture of Jesus with his eyes closed. If you stared at it long enough Jesus would appear to open his eyes and stare back at you. This means you're blessed and should send the church money right away.

Nope, it means you copped some very excellent 'shrooms!

PS-hello, RaisenOx. I love your name!

capnhowdy · 03-16-2006, 08:18 PM

Are 'shrooms still around?

I thought the gestapo started putting stuff in the cow chow to stop the growth.

Wow... talk about a flashback. Thanks, Brianna.

Kagen4o4 · 03-22-2006, 03:18 AM

nice catch!!!! think about it....

capnhowdy · 03-24-2006, 04:50 PM

WTF?
Let's think about a BILLION

Here's something thought provoking and a little disturbing!!!
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The next time you hear a politician use the word "billion" in a casual manner, think about whether you want the "politicians" spending your tax money.

A billion is a difficult number to comprehend, but one advertising agency did a good job of putting that figure into some perspective in one of its releases.

a.. A billion seconds ago it was 1959.

b.. A billion minutes ago Jesus was alive.

c.. A billion hours ago our ancestors were living in the Stone Age.

d.. A billion days ago no-one walked on the earth on two feet.

e.. A billion dollars ago was only 8 hours and 20 minutes, at the rate our government is spending it.

While this thought is still fresh in our brain, let's take a look at New Orleans - It's amazing what you can learn with some simple division.

Louisiana Senator, Mary Landrieu (D), is presently asking the Congress for $250 BILLION to rebuild New Orleans.

Interesting number, what does it mean?

Well, if you are one of 484,674 residents of New Orleans (every man, woman, child), you each get $516, 528.

Or, if you have one of the 188,251 homes in New Orleans, your home gets $1, 329,787

Or, if you are a family of four, your family gets $2,066,012.

Washington, D.C. !!! Are all your calculators broken????

Maybe everyone should just flood their houses, then we can all be on the "big easy" street for the rest of our lives, and forget about working, and paying taxes and all that useless stuff!

Kagen4o4 · 03-24-2006, 05:39 PM

by the time you counted to 2 billion youd be dead
thank god we can count in multiples

Happy Monkey · 03-24-2006, 05:47 PM

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Originally Posted by capnhowdy

Well, if you are one of 484,674 residents of New Orleans (every man, woman, child), you each get $516, 528.

Houses weren't the only destroyed property. There's a hell of a lot of other infrastructure and commercial buildings.

Elspode · 03-28-2006, 11:44 AM

There's been way too much talk in a picture thread, here, so here's this one.

I think the phrase at the right of this banner ad sort of sounds like something that LJ would say, perhaps right before, "Don't move, I'll get you a towel."

03-14-2006, 06:03 PM	#1187
busterb NSABFD Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: MS. usa Posts: 3,908	If a cat has kittens in the oven, don't make them biscuits. __________________ I've haven't left very deep footprints in the sands of time. But, boy I've left a bunch. Last edited by busterb; 03-14-2006 at 06:12 PM.

03-14-2006, 08:38 PM	#1190
capnhowdy Blatantly Homosapien Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,200	designer genes? Let's hit the runway. __________________ Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.

03-16-2006, 08:18 PM	#1195
capnhowdy Blatantly Homosapien Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,200	Are 'shrooms still around? I thought the gestapo started putting stuff in the cow chow to stop the growth. Wow... talk about a flashback. Thanks, Brianna. __________________ Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.

03-22-2006, 03:18 AM	#1196
Kagen4o4 The Sheriff of Nothingland Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Melbourne, Aus Posts: 1,794	nice catch!!!! think about it.... __________________ something we both can enjoy??

03-24-2006, 04:50 PM	#1197
capnhowdy Blatantly Homosapien Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,200	WTF? Let's think about a BILLION Here's something thought provoking and a little disturbing!!! - The next time you hear a politician use the word "billion" in a casual manner, think about whether you want the "politicians" spending your tax money. A billion is a difficult number to comprehend, but one advertising agency did a good job of putting that figure into some perspective in one of its releases. a.. A billion seconds ago it was 1959. b.. A billion minutes ago Jesus was alive. c.. A billion hours ago our ancestors were living in the Stone Age. d.. A billion days ago no-one walked on the earth on two feet. e.. A billion dollars ago was only 8 hours and 20 minutes, at the rate our government is spending it. While this thought is still fresh in our brain, let's take a look at New Orleans - It's amazing what you can learn with some simple division. Louisiana Senator, Mary Landrieu (D), is presently asking the Congress for $250 BILLION to rebuild New Orleans. Interesting number, what does it mean? Well, if you are one of 484,674 residents of New Orleans (every man, woman, child), you each get $516, 528. Or, if you have one of the 188,251 homes in New Orleans, your home gets $1, 329,787 Or, if you are a family of four, your family gets $2,066,012. Washington, D.C. !!! Are all your calculators broken???? Maybe everyone should just flood their houses, then we can all be on the "big easy" street for the rest of our lives, and forget about working, and paying taxes and all that useless stuff! __________________ Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.

03-14-2006, 06:00 PM	#1186
Kagen4o4 The Sheriff of Nothingland Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Melbourne, Aus Posts: 1,794	just because youre the son of a hairdresser doesnt mean you know how to cut hair

03-14-2006, 06:47 PM	#1189
Kagen4o4 The Sheriff of Nothingland Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Melbourne, Aus Posts: 1,794	maybe the godly gene is submissive to the more dominant human gene

03-14-2006, 10:42 PM	#1191
Kagen4o4 The Sheriff of Nothingland Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Melbourne, Aus Posts: 1,794	"intelligent designer genes" by CK

03-15-2006, 11:37 AM	#1193
RaisenOx Non-Newbie Sort Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 6	Ha, I got one of those letters. It came with a "prayer rug". This was basically an optical illusion. It had a picture of Jesus with his eyes closed. If you stared at it long enough Jesus would appear to open his eyes and stare back at you. This means you're blessed and should send the church money right away.

03-24-2006, 05:39 PM	#1198
Kagen4o4 The Sheriff of Nothingland Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Melbourne, Aus Posts: 1,794	by the time you counted to 2 billion youd be dead thank god we can count in multiples __________________ something we both can enjoy??

03-28-2006, 11:44 AM	#1200
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	There's been way too much talk in a picture thread, here, so here's this one. I think the phrase at the right of this banner ad sort of sounds like something that LJ would say, perhaps right before, "Don't move, I'll get you a towel." Attached Images __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

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