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Old 03-26-2012, 06:20 PM   #1
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Sexual Immortality

Remember that time, yeah that was awesome.
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Old 03-27-2012, 03:15 AM   #2
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"In the end, there can be only one."
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Old 03-27-2012, 04:02 AM   #3
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Is having sex with your own clone a form of masturbation?
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Old 03-27-2012, 05:42 AM   #4
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No but if you slipped off the bed, you'd be making an obscene clone fall.
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Old 03-27-2012, 05:50 AM   #5
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No but if you slipped off the bed, you'd be making an obscene clone fall.
Brilliant.
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Old 03-27-2012, 11:25 AM   #6
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Embarrassed that I had to say that out loud twice before I got it.
Well done that chap.

I have finite sexual fame.
I was a couple of people's firsts. Not necessarily intercourse, but certainly experience.
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Old 03-27-2012, 12:07 PM   #7
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do they even have penis's?? all those guys and only one princess no wander Darth Vader went nuts..
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Old 03-27-2012, 02:31 PM   #8
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I was a couple of people's firsts. Not necessarily intercourse, but certainly experience.
I was one guy's first, and I'm confident he'll still remember me when he's old. One other will probably remember because he hates me, and of course I don't expect the one I married to forget me. But the rest, nah, I think they'll all forget my name eventually.
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Old 03-27-2012, 03:10 PM   #9
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I was my first's first.

I would give anything to see that night as a porn flick.

One, because she was on the gymnastics team (no, really).

Two, because I bet it's hilarious.
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