01-10-2017, 12:39 PM
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To shreds, you say?
Join Date: Aug 2004
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Gravdigr
Two matronly sisters lived together and managed a farm. For years both had an extreme fear of thunder storms and lightning.
One day one of the sisters was visiting a neighbor, and while walking home was caught in a severe thunder storm. Lightning was streaking across the sky and thunder was booming all around. Being totally terrified, she ran to a nearby haystack and buried her head in the hay like an ostrich, so she could not see the lightning or hear the thunder.
With her head buried in the hay, her rear end was exposed, and the wind blew her dress up exposing the long unused part of her anatomy.
Along comes the local stud, and seeing the poor souls predicament, he did the only thing a well endowed stud would do in such a situation. After fully satisfying himself he zipped his pants and went on his merry way.
Soon the sister pulled her head out of the haystack and rushed home, calling to her sister, "Sissy, Sissy, let me tell you something! If you ever get struck by lightning, you'll never be afraid again!!"
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Umm, I don't get it. Being raped is worse than thunder and lightning?
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