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View Poll Results: illegal?
Bong 8 53.33%
Booze 1 6.67%
Parking 5 33.33%
Offside 1 6.67%
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Old 05-01-2010, 10:55 PM   #1
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Treasure Hunt 7 VOTE: illegal

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Old 05-01-2010, 11:24 PM   #2
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I haven't given reasons for my votes before, but I'm thinking maybe I should. I'm going to give it a try and see how uch hate mail it brings me!

I tend to look at two things: how well is answers the category cll and how natural it looks.

Here I'm going for the parking because you can clearly see the illegality, whereas with the other three, it's just illegl potential or evidence of illegal activities past. The parking is illegal RFN!
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Old 05-01-2010, 11:26 PM   #3
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Old 05-01-2010, 11:29 PM   #4
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Old 05-01-2010, 11:31 PM   #5
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it's just a matter of time.....

for both.....

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Old 05-01-2010, 11:33 PM   #6
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Old 05-02-2010, 01:57 PM   #7
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Carry that bong with you next time you drive to town, and show it to the first cop you see. That'll show ya 'illegal RFN', RFN!!
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Old 05-02-2010, 06:08 PM   #8
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Old 05-03-2010, 09:40 AM   #9
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Oregano.
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Old 05-03-2010, 09:42 AM   #10
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Old 05-03-2010, 04:01 PM   #11
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I went to jail for a pair of hemostats. They'd just lift the corner of the jail and sweep me under for a bong.
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Old 05-03-2010, 04:36 PM   #12
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Enough chatter about the bong. I don't normally plead for votes in these threads, because it doesn't really matter, but come on. It's no contest.

When you park in front of a hydrant, you are risking the lives of everyone in every building in like a 5 block radius. It's blatantly illegal now, in the moment, and it's reckless endangerment. Anyone who does it is an antisocial jerk who puts their own convenience above the lives of other people.
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Old 05-03-2010, 04:57 PM   #13
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yeah, but the composition of the picture is kind of weak....


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Old 05-03-2010, 05:11 PM   #14
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Old 05-03-2010, 05:36 PM   #15
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Plus it's shopped -the reflection of the hydrant in the car door is all wrong.....
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