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Old 12-09-2015, 11:38 AM   #1366
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Something along the lines of "In order to succeed you need to break the rules."
I thought, "Who is your copywriter? Lance Armstrong?"
I like that
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Old 12-09-2015, 06:06 PM   #1367
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I like that
I liked the perfume shop one. I totally yelled yes! in agreement.
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Old 12-09-2015, 09:32 PM   #1368
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Orrlly?
Would I lie to you, my oldest and dearest friend... if it didn't concern money or sex?
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Old 12-12-2015, 09:43 AM   #1369
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I amuse myself (aMuse, not aBuse, that's a different thread)

The other day, I texted to Twil that somebody (what? who? me???) might bring her flowers at work.

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Old 12-12-2015, 11:26 AM   #1370
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Outstanding.
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Old 12-12-2015, 03:33 PM   #1371
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Awesome!
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Old 12-12-2015, 05:28 PM   #1372
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Ha! Well played sir.
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Old 12-13-2015, 07:38 AM   #1373
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Nicely done!
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Old 12-13-2015, 07:45 AM   #1374
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Apparently you can't say Snowman any more. You have to say Snowperson.
Said completely seriously in my hearing.

I must have missed that memo.
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Old 12-13-2015, 07:51 AM   #1375
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It's apparently illegal to say Merry Christmas here according to the right wing nutters on my bacefook. They must have gotten the same memo.
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Old 12-13-2015, 07:52 AM   #1376
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re: snowman/snowperson - Seriously?

Sometimes we really do focus on entirely the wrong thing.
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Old 12-13-2015, 07:54 AM   #1377
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It's apparently illegal to say Merry Christmas here according to the right wing nutters on my bacefook. They must have gotten the same memo.
That'll be the same round robin memo that bans Christmas decorations from Bradford town centre every year
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Old 12-13-2015, 10:45 AM   #1378
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re: snowman/snowperson - Seriously?

Sometimes we really do focus on entirely the wrong thing.
Yes, it's a distraction from the real issues, and turns people off to the subject entirely.
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Old 12-13-2015, 05:07 PM   #1379
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Bruce, you are a genius.


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Old 12-13-2015, 06:47 PM   #1380
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I know, but that was easy to see, it's like politics. Find a couple of rabid but not very bright women to whine about gender reference of a pile of god damned snow. Then repeat that as loud and often as possible until people automatically make the connection between feminism and this silly shit. So when anything related to feminism comes up, the people who were on the fence or just unaware of the important issues, automatically shut down and don't want to hear it. Bam, there goes the swing voters.
To make it worse, intelligent feminists won't counter or censor the dunces, can't criticize a sister. It's the same as Muslims keeping quiet about terrorists, you'll be perceived as birds of a feather. Suddenly the whole feminist movement gets perceived as a bunch of twits, which is a huge defeat.
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